The Humongous Dare Ever!

A Yuffentine Ficcy

Hey! You must give me credit….this is my first ever fanfiction. Lol! Have fun.

Vinnie 3 4ever!

It was Cloud's Birthday. Typical, the atmosphere was preppy as Aeris had over done the balloons and streamers, mainly around the area where 6 present boxes packed with Hair Cement where piled, off Tifa, Yuffie, Barret, Aeris, Cid and Vincent. Typically the party had rapidly evolved into a booze up and now they all sat round a drained wine bottle.

It was Yuffie's favourite game. She was a daredevil by heart and always completed the dare, whether embarrassing, humiliating or kissy kissy. But today there was only one guy she wanted to be dared to kiss.

Vincent…

He sat there, in the dark as was his nature. Being the least drunk of all of them he sat observing them, though in the game. Bet he couldn't resist. Yuffie smirked He loves making emo-ish drama, typical, it'll probably be me who gets it…yummy…

"Ok, Aer-if you fin firf," Cloud lisped, draining another can.

The oh-so-'innocent' flower girl spun the bottle. It span wildly then landed on Cid.

"Truth or Dare, Ciddy?"

"Erm…I have to !#? go for truth,"

"Who do you think is the sexiest guy here?"

"What the !#? Guy?" Cid exclaimed, "Erm…uh…Barret?"

Barret shifted towards Cloud.

Cid blushed. "Erm, my go!" he spun the bottle, a little too vigorously.

"Tifa!"

"Truth!"

"What's your honest opinion of Cloud?"

"I erm think he's gay but it really turns me on..." she muttered.

"I ish not gay!" Cloud lisped, angrily.

The bottle spun.

"Vincent,"

"…"

Please! Yuffie thought

"Truth or Dare?"

"Uh…" He didn't want to reveal anything of himself, his thoughts, his life.

"Dare…"

You go boy Yuffie cheered silently

"Ok…I dare you to kiss…"

Me! Me!

"Aeris!"

Dang it!

Vincent looked disgruntled, "And if I refuse?"

"You must snog Barret,"

Sighing, Vincent brushed his lips against Aeris.

Yuffie shot daggers at the Flower Girl.

The dare game continued for another couple of hours with nothing more exciting than Aeris and Cloud admitting that they had done it, Cid snogging Barret and Aeris licked Tifa's arse.

As she was downing another vodka, Yuffie ambushed Aeris in the kitchen.

"Please Aeris, you've got to help!"

"The planet tells me I really don't"

"No, please!"

"What?"

"Dare me and Vincent to do something, please,"

"You fancy him or summut?"

"Uh…"

"I take it as a yes, don't worry, I've got an idea," and with that Aeris cracked open another can.