Raining, once
again.
Kim found herself trudging around Middleton looking for her
car keys.
"K.P, can't i wait for you in Bueno Nacho?"
asked Ron,
Kim just turned and scowled at him,
"K.. guess
not then," he looked disdained now,
"Ooh" groaned
Rufus.
20 minutes later they were back in the sloth, the warm
interior was all to welcoming, and Kim stuck the radiator on full
blast
"See who would have thought that you put them in the
wrong pocket" Ron chortled
"One more word, you'll eat
nacos through a fucking straw!" glared the red head.
Her
sidekick fell back instantly and started to buckle up, looking slight
scared.
Kim adjusted her rear view mirror, then plugged her mp3 player into the stereo, before yanking her car into 1'st gear and speeding off down the high street.
She turned to apologise
to her friend, before the music cut out and the kimmunicator
bleeped.
"Hey Kim, like the hair" beamed Wade
She
laughed sarcasticly in reply, before giving him the finger,
"Ok
ok calm it!" the techno genious soothed,
"Anywho, I have
some info for you, Matt and Jason are back from there holiday!"
Kim
instantly smiled, "Aaah the likely lads"
she mused to herself,
"Cool thanks
Wade!" Kim piped up,
"Eer i havent finished yet.."
he continued
Kim blushed, shook herself back to the real world and
changed gear,
"So as I was saying, the guys are back and they
wondered if you and the Ron-man want to go visit them"
Kim
had no possilbe reason not to see them, Ron however looked rather
displeased.
"What up Ron?" Kim enquired,
"Oh
nothing, just the fact we are popping over to see the "Slimey Limeys" again!" He folded his arms in displeasure and
huffed.
"Oh come on they aren't that bad, there cool
guys!"
Wade had gone from the kimmunicator now so they were
alone again,
Kim thought to herself "why
does Ron act like such an ass about it?"
Arriving
at her apartment, Kim and Ron ran to the door, and proceeded to pile
into the house.
Ron took off his top and threw it on the
floor,
"Get that wet shirt off my carpet asshole" cried
the red head from her bedroom,
"how
does she do that?" Ron thought,
"Ok K.P my bad!"
Within the privacy of her room Kim studied hersefl
in her mirror,
she was wearing the black and green lingerie Shego
had given too her,
"Not lookin' to bad Possible" Kim
smirked to herself,
Ron in the meantime was raiding her fridge,
helping himself too a beer and flicking the t.v on.
Kim quickly
flipped out her cell phone and sent a message to Shego,
before
biting her lip and giggling, then she grabbed some jeans and her low
cut black top, threw them on and joined Ron.
she flung herself on
the couch, grabbed one of the bottles, twisted off the cap and took a
big mouthful of the dark brown ale.
A few minutes passed where
nothing was said, Kim was thinking and Ron... well he had fallen
asleep.
Kim's cell phone suddenly buzzed, she quickly opened it as
she didn't want to wake Ron,
the message flickered into life on the
screen
heya princess!
im glad you
like the gear, perhaps ill get a private viewing soon?
S xxx
Her
face lit up with mischievous thoughts, and she slipped her phone into
her pocket.
"Ron get up" she commanded and elbowed
him
"Ow!" was all he said.
"I'm heading to
England, you wanna come with?"
Reluctantly he nodded and
picked himself up off the couch.
Wade had already arranged
tickets, so in next to no time the 19 year old crime fighter and
friend were on the first class to London.
"Uggh more
goddamn rain!" scowled Ron, upon leaving the airport,
"Well
this is the British summer time!" came an all too familiar
voice,
"Jason!" Kim beamed, she ran up to him and gave
him a big hug,
"Save some love for me gal" said another
man,
"Matt" She paused slightly, she didn't want to seem
too keen,
The man held his arms open and in slow motion ran toward
her dramatically,
the red head just laughed, as he caught her in a
solid embrace.
"How ya doin' love?" asked Matt, whilst he
extended a hand towards Ron.
"You all right mate?" he
asked the freckly teen
"Yeah great thanks" Ron drawled
the words out.
Jason suggested they get to a cafe for some food,
Ron was all to happy to agree.
Inside the cafe, Jason
and Matt, sat with there cups of tea,
Kim had a coffee, Ron had a
coke and a large cooked breakfast.
Matt raised his eyebrows and
laughed heartily,
"Where do you put it all fella?" he
directed the question at Kim's good friend
he just stared up from
his meal, with a load of sauce on his chin, this made it possible to
see he was trying to grow a goatee.
he grinned and continued
scoffing down his meal.
Two crime fighters, two vigalantes, one
small cafe in the south of London.
The two men were dressed in
suits,
Jason wore a long sleeve shirt rolled up, with braces on,
and stubble, he was a tall guy with a good build and a permanent
smile,
Matt was smaller, more athletic build, with a short sleeve
top and a tie, he was tattooed with two full sleeve designs he picked
up in japan.
he had a more placid look on his face, which Kim
found rather attractive.
They both spoke with a solid South London
accent, which sounded out of place to there appearance,
"So
Kimmy Kim" started Jason, finishing his cup of tea, "Hows
the ol' world savin' thing goin'?"
"Well you know",
the red head stated, "Easy come easy go"
Ron let out a
loud belch and pushed his plate in,
Matt lit up a cigarette, after
waiting for Ron to finish,
"Bloody hell man!" he said
lighting it, "You wanna take it easy scoffin' that down yer
gullet",
"Nah its o.k, I got an iron stomach" he
patted his belly, which was surprisingly slight, giving the amount he
consumes daily.
"You may want to give up the smoking though",
he warned,
"Each to there own son" he smiled.
He exhaled and Ron drained his cup of coffee. Rufus was foraging
around the floor, before a rat scared him and he ran back to Ron's
pocket.
"I fancy a real drink with you guys" Kim
suddenly said out loud,
Jason shot a confused, yet happy grin at
Kim, since their "holiday" in Australia they had not drank,
alcohol of course is dangerous when your on certain "holidays",
Jason
nudged Matt, in a are you up for it my
son, kind of way,
he simply
finished his cigarette, put it out and smiled at Kim,
"Sounds
diamond, we'll have a butchers in the local first see who's about,"
he said
"Hope there is some talent," Jason added,
Kim
and Ron looked pretty bemused at what they were saying, as long as
they had know them they still hadn't figures out what the hell they
talk about.
So they all sat down, in a dingy alley pub,
cigarette burns in the chairs, over flowing ashtrays, rowdy regulars,
the blare of pinball machines and juke boxes,
Jason came back to
the table with four I.P.A's,
"Good health squire," Matt
raised his glass to everyone, and proceeded to consume the whole
thing.
Kim sipped hers nervously, she found it to be quite nice
though, and took a bigger swig.
"Nice mustache K.P" Ron
chortled..
She brushed her top lip quickly, whilst blushing, the
Londoners simply smiled and carried on drinking..
Matt was about
to say something to Kim, before the kimmunicator went off,
it was
a hustle of commotion as every Brit took out there mobile phones,
assuming they had received a text or a call, to no avail
"Didn't
mean to cause such a fuss" came Wades voice,
"No big!"
Kim repelied "so whats the sitch?"
He explained that
Drakken was somewhere in Peru, searching for a plant, that when mixed
with the correct chemicals could produce a poison that can combust
without trace.
"Is that even possible?" questioned
Ron.
"Who knows, but we need to stop Dr. Freakenstine before
we find out, sorry guys," Kim apologised to Jason and Matt,
They
weren't too concerned, they simply said how nice it was to catch up,
and that next time its "the yanks round".
So after a
quick hug and a ride check, Kim and Ron were off to Peru...
again.
"Oh man, now its too hot!" Ron
complained,
"Jesus Ron, stop moaning! fuck!" Kim
scowled, she was getting irritated by his constant quirks.
They
had been trekking a while, and were in a clearing,
"Any moans
about insects, mosquito's or what ever insect or creature, I'll leave
you here!",
Ron glowered at Kim, but she was right he was
moaning some..
"See now, that
plant doesn't look all that Dr D."
Drakken ran his hand down
his face in distain,
"Must you question every single thing I
do Shego?"
The green clad lady, just smirked and folded her
arms, as her blue skinned compatriot studied a small collection of
flowers.
"I can't believe we are doing this Doc" the lady
in the cat suit scowled,
The man ignored her and made his way back
to his craft, his compatriot put her crash helmet on and sat astride
her motorbike,
She had taken to this style of transportation due
to Dr Drakken repeatedly crashing his flying craft.
True to form,
no sooner had Shego engaged first gear, Drakken was spinning out of
control and landed in the creek nearby.
Uncontrollable laughter
followed and she simply pulled away and sped off into the
horizon.
"A hah!" Ron shouted as he burst out of a
bush.
Much to his dismay and
Kim's amusement, the scene was empty,
"Wade the area is
clear!" the cheerleader commented.
"Yeah sorry Kim, i
seem to have lost all tracking on Drakken and Shego," the genius
looked confused and concerned.
"Thanks anyway Wade", she
huffed and went to check the scene and Ron, well, Ron was frozen in
fear due to an alligator slowly making it way toward him.
"KP!"
he screamed, "KP an alligator with a steering column is
attacking me!"
"How odd,
an alligator with a steering column?" she
mused.
Turning to see her sidekick cowered against the wall, she
leapt in front of him, and saw that it must have consumed the remains
of a craft, a blue craft.
"Drakken's ride!" exclaimed Ron,
in a some what matter of fact tone,
"You think?" came
the sarcastic reply.
Back in Middleton, Kim was on her bed,
she sent a text to Shego,
"cant
believe i missed you!!! when are we meeting back up ?x?"
She
grinned to herself, this risky relationship with an older, eviler,
yet very attractive woman, was one of those things that was her break
from the world of cheer leading and saving the world.
However, she
couldn't get over how she felt about British Matt, he was stunning,
perfect height, well mannered, good dress sense, nice hair, gorgeous
smile.
It was late at night now and Kim decided it best to sleep,
so she heated up a bath, and poured in some bubbles to try and
encourage relaxation.
Back in the U.K, it was still midday,
the lads had been in there flat after a debriefing and now were in
the pub, again.
"Do you reckon Kim's interested in us?"
Matt randomly blurted out,
Jason set his pint down, and looked at
his mate directly in his eye,
"No, your an ugly fucker!"
he laughed
"Tosser", Matt smirked, "But really man, I think she is well fit."
Jason, nodded in agreement, his
mouth never leaving the brim of the glass.
Matt was thinking
again, thinking wasn't usually his thing, either he did it, or he
didn't.
His friend knew something was afoot, when his partners mind
was buzzing round.
He was about to ask what his plan was, for that
would be the first thing thought up, though as soon as he opened
his mouth,
Matt put his hand up as to say "No, no questions",
promptly before lighting up another cigarette.
They sat for a
while, with out a word as each finished there drink and smoke,
Jason
shifted uncomfortably, seeing this Matt simply made a "show me"
sort of hand gesture,
He rolled up his sleeve to his shoulder, it
had been hit whilst in a fire fight, the bullet had embedded itself
somewhere in there.
"Bloody hell man", he sighed, "Back
to A&E with ya then, you shoulda said sooner you numpty, before
we met the guys!"
"Didn't hurt then geezer," he
seemed ashamed of himself for getting shot, or at least thats what
Matt figured, see they weren't just good mates,
Jason was like a
father figure, at least 11 years older raised him after he was
orphaned, like brothers.
Off they headed to A&E, wondering
what questions will be
asked.
Drakken and Shego
had been back in the lair for hours, one was busy working on breaking
down the plants DNA structure and the other,
well she was on the
computer, looking for bike parts, and texting her cheer leading bit on
the side.
"Hhhm," mumbled Drakken, he was busy twisting
and turning screws, and adjusting pipes, to a jet pack looking object.
"Ah hah!" he
bellowed, so out of the blue that Shego threw a plasma blast at him
from shock.
"Ooh sorry Dr D, damn you made me jump, what were
you thinkin'!"
"Well before you set me on fire, I was
thinking that I have no doubt THE greatest T.O.T.W scheme
ever!"
Shego put her face in her palm, then continued, "Not
only are you using slang again, but another "great"
plan?"
"I need a holiday
from all this shit", she
mused.
The Doctor was in the background now huffing and cursing
his sidekick under his breath.. before he continued tinkering with
his latest gadget.
Back in Middleton, Kim had fallen fast asleep after her bath,
And as for The Middleton Mad Dog, well he was doing something considerably different.
