And now for…
Know Your Stars of Teen Titans!
Thanks to BKKtE-Faded Dreams and Nintendo Queen for the inspiration!
One: Robin
Robin glances around the empty stage, wondering why the heck he was there.
"A chair. Wonderful." He says and sits down.
Instantly, a voice comes from the ceiling and says,
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"
Robin glances at the ceiling like it was crazy.
"Robin… His real name is Sarah Brown." The ever annoying voice says.
"O-K, my real name isn't even CLOSE to that." He says.
"Then what is it, Sarah?"
"Like I'd tell you." He snorts.
"Fine Sarah." The voice sounded hurt.
"My names not Sarah!" Robin jumps to his feet. Two mechanical arms come out of nowhere and push him back down into the chair.
"Robin…His mask is made of blue cheese."
"What the heck?" Robin screams.
"Now, now Sarah, nothing even resembling profanity is allowed on the show." The voice coos.
Robin shut up, really ticked off though.
"Robin…He has a crush on Jinx."
Robin gave the ceiling a look of pure loathing.
"I have a crush on that pink haired weirdo?" he asks.
"That's no way to treat the girl you love."
"SHUT UP WITH THESE LIES!" Robin yells.
"But they aren't lies, are they Sarah?"
Robin has his mouth duct taped so he can't answer.
"I thought not. Anyway,
Robin…His best friend is Slade."
Robin rips the duct tape off his mouth to scream in protest, but a tranquilizer dart shoots out of nowhere and hits him so he falls asleep.
"Now you now Robin AKA Sarah Brown who's mask is made of blue cheese and has a crush on Jinx, and his best friend is Slade." The voice echoes.
Robin is shaken awake by security guards and dragged outside.
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