Author's Note: This was originally a collaboration story between my friend Hope (aka HKM2091 on deviantART) and I. After a little incident involving her getting butthurt over a critique on one of her fanfiction, she renounced her part of the story and gave it to me. Hope, don't worry. I promise this story will be good. Rated T for mentions of alcohol, some language, a brief sex scene, and the birth itself.
Love, Queen Voltalia
One chilly night in October, Victor and Anita arrived at his apartment after just saving the world from yet another villain. Anita had noticed that Victor had been acting very strangely around her lately. It didn't help matters that his godmother, Gardevoir, seemed to be hiding something from her as well. So Anita was a bit curious, wondering why Victor invited her to his apartment after they had taken out a young, blind and insane Filipino villainess who insisted she was a real Zubat. When they went inside, Gardevoir was there, like she had been waiting for them all the time.
"Hello," Gardevoir greeted Anita.
"Hello, Gardevoir." Anita greeted back. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, I'm just hanging around," Gardevoir answered nonchalantly. "Victor was going to tell you something, alone. So I better leave you two be."
"Okay..." Anita said uncomfortably.
Gardevoir got up off the couch and went upstairs, leaving her godson and his best buddy alone.
"Victor, what were you going to tell me?" Anita questioned.
"Do you really want to know?" Victor asked.
"Yes, Victor. Explain your strange behavior around me, please." Anita begged.
"Alright. Just a few Guinness beers and I'll tell you." Victor said.
A few beers later, Victor was drunk enough that he was slurring his words.
"A-A-Anita, I wanted to...let you know that..." Victor's speech was a bit incomprehensible.
"Hold that thought, Victor." Anita cut him off.
Anita had gotten up to look for a drink to calm her down, because she was starting to feel a mix of stress and frustration. She found what she was looking for: some Rosé wine Gardevoir put in her godson's cabinet for safekeeping. Anita poured herself a glass and sat back down.
"So you were saying?" Anita was asking.
"Oh, yeahhhh," Victor said, still slurring. "I-I-I l-l-love youuuu..."
"That's why you were acting so strangely." Anita said, sounding rather surprised.
After a while, Victor and Anita, who was now also drunk on Rosé wine, stumbled over to his platform bed and lied down on it. They started 'playing around'. For most of the time, all Anita did was giggle incessantly while Victor topped her and thrusted into her several times. After about twenty seconds, it was all over.
The next day, Gardevoir grabbed ahold of the two drunkards and flew over to the U.Z.Z base.
"Two words, Victor: Never again." Gardevoir chided him.