TG: dear vantass
TG: please stop being such a douche
TG: seriously its not cool bro
TG: youre always shouting at people and being angry
TG: so you always end up hurting the people who care about you
TG: and I happen to care about some of those people
TG: so get your shit together
TG: ironically
TG: strider
TG: dear vantass
TG: congratulations now you've done it
TG: how can you be so heartless you moster
TG: your supposed friend is now crying somewhere alone
TG: she said she doesnt want to talk to anyone and you know whose fault is that?!
TG: totally and completely YOURS!
TG: you are a terrible human being i hope youre happy
TG: congrats again
TG: ironically
TG: strider
TG: dear vantas
TG: dont get me wrong i still think youre a douche
TG: but apologizing to terezi today was kinda nice so I guess youre a little okay now
TG: not cool just okay
TG: cause youll never be cool
TG: only striders are cool
TG: and youre not a strider
TG: obviously
TG: youd never be this level of a douche if you were a strider
TG: not even ironically
TG: anyway ill keep an eye on ya
TG: so don't fuck shit up again
TG: ironically
TG: strider
TG: dear vantas
TG: terezis parents are gone for the weekend and shes gonna have a party at her place
TG: she said shes too busy to invite you and made me do it
TG: thinking back she had a creepy grin on her face
TG: anyway be there at nine
TG: and bring booze
TG: ironically
TG: strider
TG: ps youre still not off the hook
TG: dear karkat
TG: dude you can party
TG: that definitely got you some points
TG: you and terezi seem to be okay again cause she wants me to ask you to come to her place cause were doing a movie marathon
TG: even though she cant actually see the movies
TG: youve got an hour
TG: ironically
TG: dave
TG: dear karkat
TG: I cant believe you were actually crying in the end of every movie
TG: that was the most uncool thing ever
TG: and dont you know that the people on the tv cant really listen to you screaming about their wrong decisions?
TG: anyway
TG: it was funny as hell watching those movies with you so
TG: theres this new movie at the cinema
TG: I was wondering if youd maybe wanna watch it with me?
TG: think about the amazing opportunity of hanging out with the master of awesomeness and all things cool aka me
TG: not so ironically
TG: dave
TG: ps there will be pizza after
TG: dear karcrab
TG: you make the cutest face when youre crying over a happy couple on the screen
TG: and I hate to admit it but I miss that face so
TG: my place tomorrow at seven
TG: dont be late
TG: not ironically at all
TG: dave
TG: dear karbaby
TG: last night was awesome but theres something I need to talk to you about
TG: serious stuff
TG: call me asap
TG: not ironically at all
TG: dave
TG: dear karkitty
TG: its totally uncool to say this
TG: but its good to finally be able to call you mine
TG: my karbaby
TG: my karkitty
TG: my karkles
TG: my vantass
TG: my douchebag
TG: mine
TG: yeah thats all
TG: ironically yours
TG: dave
TG: ps I know you love the pet names dont even dare to disagree
TG: dear karkles
TG: happy one year anniversary!
TG: you've got an awesome present waiting for you at home
TG: if you know what I mean
TG: yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karbaby
TG: just a reminder that youre the best thing that ever happened to me
TG: ok back to work
TG: see ya at home
TG: yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karcrab
TG: I know youre a little down right now but dont worry ill be here for you everyday
TG: like all the time really
TG: and don't worry about the tumor
TG: the doctors will help and youll get better really soon
TG: still yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karkles
TG: don't let the doctors get you down with those exam results
TG: youll get out of there in no time and then ill take you to that new club downtown
TG: just promise me youll be happy
TG: for me
TG: still yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karkat
TG: how dare you leave me like that?
TG: you had no right to just walk away from my life and leave me here alone!
TG:
TG:
TG:
TG: please come back
TG: still yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karkat
TG: youre not coming back are you
TG: yeah I thought not
TG: its so fucking lonely here without you
TG: i
TG: i just wanna hold you close one last time
TG: always yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karkat
TG: im starting to forget your voice and your touch and the softness of your hair
TG: i don't want to forget
TG: always yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karkat
TG: its been a while since i last wrote to you
TG: lifes kinda complicated right now
TG: well its been complicated since you left
TG: but now its worse
TG: ive seen some doctors and they gave me some medicine but it doesnt work
TG: and my memories of you keep fading away but still it hurts to remember cause youre not here to make new ones
TG: the doctors keep asking me about when you left
TG: they dont let me forget what i want to forget
TG: i still love you
TG: but i cant live without you anymore
TG: always yours
TG: dave
TG: dear karkat
TG: this is the last time im gonna write to you
TG: my vision is already kinda blurry and theres red everywhere
TG: isnt it beautiful?
TG: red was your favorite color even though you always denied
TG: I miss you so fucking much
TG: im finally coming to see you again
TG: yours forever
TG: dave