Laharl the Ninja
Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or disgaea or anything associated with them. I only own what I make up. Also, if I'm using anyone's ideas, I apologize- I may not have read your fic. I'll try to make this unique.
Episode 1- one way out of 1,001 to relieve boredom.
Laharl was bored. Very bored. Extremely bored. With no challengers or anything exciting since the Zenon incident, he needed something to do other than smacking around the prinnies. His two antennae (part of his blue-colored hairdo) twitched, and the shirtless, mantle-wearing demon overlord summoned his two best vassals. "Flonne! Etna!" he bellowed. A scantily dressed redhead with pigtails and a long-haired blonde with holy-ish clothes and a big red bow ran into the throne room. They both had small bat wings and a tail.
"What's up, Prince?" asked the redhead, Etna.
"Flonne! Bring down that holographic map of the cosmos I had installed last week!" he simply said.
"Sure," the fallen angel replied as she pressed a button on the wall. The map came down, and Laharl began explaining his plan.
"To relieve ourselves of boredom," he said, "we will go to another world, somewhere where the people have no idea who I am. Etna, hand me a dart. I want to pick the world randomly." She did so, and the map and laharl started spinning (it wouldn't be random otherwise). Laharl threw the dart, and it hit an Earth in another dimension. "Etna! Give me the readout on this place!" This was done, and the overlord of the Netherworld read it (after resting a minute to get rid of the dizziness). "Let's see… a world of ninjas… some decent adversaries… but the max power level for the residents is lower than here…." He mumbled. "It'll do, but we're gonna hafta 'store' our powers in that new power bank that opened up conveniently a few days ago so we won't be too overpowered. Prinnies! Call Priere! My plan needs her to be in on this!"
Later, in another room
Laharl, Etna, Flonne, the prinnies, and Priere (another overlord and a succubus.She came and wasn't really cooperative until Laharl threatened to blow her to bits) were discussing how to go about things. Laharl had done some studying up on the world, so he did most of the talking. "Flonne, Etna, and I will pose as 'genin,' or ninjas-in-training. Priere, you will pose as a 'jounin,' or advanced ninja that will head our team. We will be participating in the 'chunin exams,' which are like our promotion exams, in a way, as team 13 from the Village Hidden in the Darkness and… I'll go over the rest of that crap later. Anyways, prinnies, you will make a hidden base somewhere near Konoha, our destination. Don't worry about how to get there, either- I gave the Dimensional Gatekeeper the coordinates already. That sums it up for now. Everyone ready?"
"Ready to go, Prince!" said Etna
"We're good to go, dood!" all the prinnies shouted.
"Being a ninja will be so cool!" said Flonne.
"Sure, Harlie!" said Priere .
"Good!" Laharl shouted, "we leave for Konoha in a few days! Make sure to familiarize yourselves with some 'jutsu,' or ninja abilities during that time."
"Got it!" everyone shouted in unison.
Etna: A silent shadow sneaks through the night. Who could it be?
Laharl :Ah, Crap. Here we go again!
Etna: It is none other than Etna, Super Ninja Supreme!
Laharl: Why does she ALWAYS have to do this?
Etna: Can Etna defeat the nefarious dark ninja, Laharl?
Laharl: Now THAT was actually worth hearing.
Etna: Next time, on Uber-Ninja Etna, Etna Vs the Dark Nin!
Laharl: Good friggin' GRIEF….
Note: For anyone wondering, a prinny is a penguin with bat wings and a pack wrapped around its belly. They have peglegs, and explode when thrown (don't ask why…), and are really the souls of people who sinned in a past life. Dimensional Gatekeepers can transport people to and from places, for anyone who was wondering about them, too. Please R&R.