Rated: T
Summary: Alois poses a question to Ciel during a dinner visit.
Ciel tried. He really, REALLY, tried. But he couldn't. Finally, he snapped.
"Why EXACTLY are you staring at me Trancy?"
Alois stared for a moment longer before giggling.
"I was thinking. You always walk around with a cane. Are you a pimp?"
Ciel, whom had been taking a sip of his tea, did a spit take, with the brown, sugar loaded concoction flying across the table. As he cleaned himself with the napkin he glared at Alois.
"ECXUSE me? Did you just call me a- a PIMP? For your information, I carry a cane as a symbol of my status as Head of the Phantomhive Family, and as head of the Funtom Company!"(1)
In the corner, Claude was smirking, while Sebastian was shaking with silent laughter.
Giving Ciel a confused look, Alois replied.
"I didn't mean any offence. Besides, it was just a passing thought. It's honestly not too farfetched. Just look at yourself. You've always got Sebastian following you around, he's practically your Whore!" Sebastian quit laughing, and Claude smirked wider. "You've just got this aura of Authority that just screams at everyone to Obey you or Face the Consequences. You always wear expensive, color coordinated outfits, a whore that masquerades as a butler, an elaborate, expensive cane, and this look on your face that says that everyone around you is nothing but dirt. The logical conclusion is that you are obviously a High-profile Pimp!"
Ciel had never been so offended in his life.
"Just for your information, NO, I am NOT a Pimp, High-profile or otherwise. Sebastian! I will take my leave!"
Claude and Alois shared a look after the two had left.
"He sounded kind of defensive, didn't he?" Claude only smirked.
For a moment, there was silence in the carriage.
"Sebastian."
"Yes, bocchan?"
"This is entirely your fault. We were almost found out. How could you have been that careless?"
Sebastian winced. He knew what was coming next. After all, every time he messed up in some way, he had to get punished.
SLAP!
As expected, Sebastian had been bitch slapped by Ciel.
"Don't screw up again, whore. This is your last chance. Next time, you will be forced to actually stay in your quarters. For an entire two months. Understood?"
Sebastian bowed his head.
"Yes, my Lord."
End.
A/N: Blame thunderstorms, sugar highs, and a sleepover with my fave cousin and two of my most favorite people In General. Nearkunn-sensei says Hi for those of you who know her. Hope you enjoyed this random lil tidbit! :3