Szayel
Aporro Granz, the 8th espada, was just standing in his backyard
looking at the lawn with a beer in hand. His neighbor, Dale Gribble
turns to him and says "Better not go in them woods at night."
The octava gave him a questioning glare. "Them monsters will get
ya."
~~~~that night~~~~
Szayel was standing in his closed
in porch. That's when Dale comes running and yelling out of the
woods threw the yard in his underwear. The pink haired man just shook
his head and went outside to find out what the hell he was doing.
Dale yells "RUUUN!!!" as he hides behind the fence. The
next thing he knew Szayel was on his back in the middle of the back
yard with two swords to his neck. It was Lisa and Love, dressed like
arrancars. Lisa says "well well preacher man" with a smile.
Love raises the blade to stab the espadas heart when…
Ding
Dong
Love looks around "what the heck was that?"
Lisa
"who cares"
Love goes to stab him again
Ding
Dong
Love "There it is again."
Szayel didn't know
what it was so he looked around. Love goes for it one more time
then
"Szayel, are you sleeping? The door was locked."
Nnoitra had knocked the door down. The espada sat up on the couch not
sure what just happened. "You should go to sleep sooner you little
nerd." The fifth espada gave the other a kiss on the forehead.
"Awww… did pinky and the brain have a bad dream." He smiled a
toothy smile. "I can make it better."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Szayels dream was a dream I had where I was him and the door bell woke me you.
I just changed it around a little bit
There is an implied love of Nnoitra and Szayel
You don't have to review
I do not own bleach or King of the Hill but my parents own the house that it takes place at
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