Family Drama
Chapter 1 - Cheating
Hello guys! This is a story that me and CamoHunter 'wrote' this. By 'wrote' I mean... we kind of began roleplaying while exchanging our PM's... and THIS was born.
This contains: Swearing, sex, losing virginity, SEX, Me being a complete slut... well, you will see the rest for yourselves.
* Matt and Alvin are fighting in the living room. Ki notices that and walks up to them. *
Ki: Stop that! Alvin, you nearly got your neck snapped last time and I won't be able to ressurect you if this happens.
Alvin: Ungh... * He leaves the room. *
Ki: Especially after Ruby sealed off my powers... somehow.
KiBoy: Don't worry, she will give them back... but you first have to...
Ki: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
David: Come on Ki, I'm sure it's not all that bad. You'll be one of the very few non-virgins in house, ha ha ha!
CamoHunter: And this is coming from the guy who you can't leave him and Makayla alone together?
David: ... Tu shey.
CamoHunter: Matt walked in on you two once.
Matt: * Shivering and shuttering. * MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE!
Ki: Corey would kill me for ever thinking about that!
KiBoy: Don't worry thought... you are going to do that.
Ki: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? NEVER!
KiBoy: What's going to stop me from typing that? YOU? You are just 2 letters put together! Nothing else!
Ki: ...
KiBoy: Be nice and I might type you up a foursome.
Ki: WHAT THE HELL!?
Matt: Foursome? What do ya mean by that?
David: Don't worry about it Ki. Getting laid is kind of relaxing.
Matt: But you and Makayla are usually violent when it comes to that.
David: SHUT UP MATT!
CamoHunter: I have to agree with David on this one Matt. We don't want to hear about his love life.
KiBoy: Ki... Corey... Amy... and Ruby. In short, all the girls that have a crush on him.
Ki: You know I HATE YOU SO MUCH, right?
KiBoy: Be nice! I could always add Brittany, Eleanor, Jeanette, Charlene, Cindy, Cassie, Jessica...
Ki: * Almost faints... *
KiBoy: And of course others, like The Rockettes, The Littles...
Ki: What's wrong with you?... One question: How many girls you planned to pair me up with?
KiBoy: I once planned a TWENTYONESOME for you... but since that time you've meet a few new girls...
Ki: * Finally faints. *
Matt: You know, you could always put Makayla in that group.
David: * Dreamily. * Huh, Makayla. * Realizes what Matt just said. * WAIT, ?! H-HELL NO!
Matt: From what I heard from KiBoy, Ruby and Makayla are exactly alike when it comes to that stuff. She take on anybody, anytime, anywhere.
David: Wait, how do you know this?
Matt: * Blushes. * Well... I... uh...
David: YOU'RE DEAD MATT!
Matt: I CAN HOLD YOU OFF LONG ENOUGH FOR MAKAYLA TO JOIN IN THE FUN!
David: BRING IT ON LITTLE MAN! BRING IT ON!
CamoHunter: Oh boy, here we go again. I'll call the vet.
Ki: So you Matt... an her? REALLY?
KiBoy: You know, his idea wasn't that bad...
Ki: Someday I will randomly slaughter you...
KiBoy: Yeah, yeah... So, when you wanna do the 20+SOME?
Ki: NEVER!
KiBoy: Nah... I give you up to three days.
Ki: You are Mr. Insane.
Matt: I actually enjoyed it. She can go countless rounds without tiring. She's a sex-a-holic if you know what I mean. That's what happens when she wants to have 'fun' and David isn't around. She only went with another guy once and unfortunately it was me. I don't see why David is so mad. After all, it's not like I, you know, got her pregnant or anything. You know she won't let you rest until all of your energy is in your di-
CamoHunter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't even think about finishing that sentence Matthew.
Matt: What?! I was just putting in the details.
CamoHunter: We don't WANT the details!
Ki&KiBoy: TALK ABOUT YOURSELF! WE WANT THE DETAILS!
CamoHunter: Okay. Matt you can finish your sentence, I'm outta here.
Matt: As I was saying, she won't let you rest until all of your energy is in your dick. Then afterwards she's the roll of a hurricane. Take a guess on what that means, ha ha ha!
Ki: We are the biggest perverts in the world, aren't we?
KiBoy: Talk about yourself. I'm the biggest perv in the WHOLE UNIVERSE! Ha ha ha! * Cough. * Ha... ha... ha...
Ki: Retard.
KiBoy: That's it. I'm going to turn you into a pimp!
Ki: WHAT THE FUCK!?
KiBoy: My revenge will be so... juicy, you can't even expect it!
Matt: So tell me more about this Ruby. You didn't explain much about her.
KiBoy: I don't really know much about her.
Ki: We only know she's a demon... a succubus. That's sayin' it all.
KiBoy: You really have a weird girlfriend's problem.
Ki: ... I know.
Matt: Well, I would be worrying if I were you Ki. I heard she kind of likes you. I wouldn't want to be left alone with her...
Ki: It's not a like. It's an obsession!
KiBoy: Yup. But don't worry... She will get you eventually.
Ki: Nope.
KiBoy: Hey, I can type that lemon even now... even thought I'm watching Glee.
Ki: R.I.P. Cory Monteith...
KiBoy: * Cries. *
Ki: * Cries. *
Matt: Well, you better hope she doesn't get you Ki. If she does you are in for a wild night. If you get caught or not either way it's a win-win.
KiBoy: He knows that... he's just scared of 'that'.
Ki: I'm not!
KiBoy: Okay then... How far you ever went with a girl?
Ki: Well... I think I went the farthest with Violet...
KiBoy: Wait, wait, wait... THE FRENCH CHICK? HEY COREY, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YA!
Ki: Don't do this! She will murder me on the spot!
KiBoy: Then go ask Ruby for help.
Ki: Okay... I'd rather die then.
Matt: There is one catch. You do 'that' and you'll have two people who will murder you on sight. That'll be Corey and David.
Ki: What the hell? Why David would kill me for banging Ruby?
KiBoy: Go out there, you sex machine!
Ki: Fuck off!
Matt: Ha ha ha ha ha! You fell for my trap Ki. Even though there is someone else that Ruby reminds me of that is rumored to like you, and if you went with that David WOULD murder you and then possibly me.
Ki: So, you're telling me that Mikayla likes me, even though I never met her?
KiBoy: See? Girls can't resist you.
Ki: ... I guess.
Matt: She's seen you before though. She attended Alvin's Truth Or Dare Show a few times.
KiBoy: And he caught her attention?
Ki: Why the fuck it's always happening to me!?
KiBoy: Deal with it. It's a God's gift.
Ki: What? That most girls want to rape me?
KiBoy: No, that you are a pussy magnet!
Ki: * Sighs. *
KiBoy: Stop being a prude and do it!
Ki: WITH WHO FOR GOD'S SAKE!? BECAUSE I SEE I HAVE A LOT OF GIRLS TO CHOOSE FROM!
KiBoy: ... Why don't you do all of them?
Ki: I expected you would say that.
Matt: Speaking of Makayla, where is she?
Ki: Umm... why are you asking me?
KiBoy: Maybe he thinks she's in your room or something...
Ki: Just stop with... THIS!
KiBoy: Deal with it. You want to have a girl but you are just scared...
Ki: I'M NOT!
KiBoy: Then DO IT!
Ki: FINE!
KiBoy: But with 2 girls at the same time!
Ki... WHY!?
KiBoy: Because everybody can bang a girl... but not everybody can make 2 girls jump into his bed... but don't worry, I believe in ya.
Matt: If you do that with Makayla don't let David find out. It's already bad enough the chains can just barely hold him...
David: YOU'RE DEAD MORGAN!
Matt: * Gulps. * Mommy... I should start running now shouldn't I? * Ki and KiBoy nod. *
Ki: He just want to give you a hug. A very... SOFT... and... NON AGGRESSIVE... hug.
KiBoy: Yeah... Sell those fairytales to ponies.
Ki: That was random.
KiBoy: So... have you picked the girls?
Ki: NOPE!
KiBoy: Don't make me pick for you... because I might 'accidentaly' instead of 2 girls pick 4...
Ki: * Gulps. *
Matt: I'm running. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
David: GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
A minute later...
CamoHunter: Hey, why did I see Matt run out of the house with David, who had broken shackels on his arms, legs, and neck, following him when I came back?
Ki: They were playing... erm... Kill my brother for doing 'it' with my girlfriend.
KiBoy: Ki, One question for you.
Ki: I'm afraid to say that... but what?
KiBoy: Who do you think is the hottest Chipette you've ever met?
Ki: Can I not answer that?
KiBoy: Nope, you have to.
Ki: Can I say... all of them?
KiBoy: So, my 20+SOME has some chance of occuring!
Ki: Just use your fucking brain! WHAT GUY COULD DO THIS WITH 20 GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME? BESIDES, THEY WOULD TEAR ME APART!
KiBoy: But what a beautiful death that would be...
Ki: ... True.
CamoHunter: Oh, really? Well maybe I should have a little chat with Matt and Makayla when they get home. I would be worried Ki. I have a heartbeat sensor that tells me where they are. Matt is hiding in a forest in Virginia, David is on a hunt through the mountains of Canada, and Makayla is right over here in Los Angeles.
Ki: * Writes his will. *
KiBoy: Come on! You think you will get a heart attack during sex or something?
CamoHunter: Don't worry Ki. You got a half an hour before she gets there... hey, I've got a question: Ki is a human in chipmunk body, right?
KiBoy: Yup. Maybe that's why every girl wants to bed him.
Ki: Not every one!
KiBoy: Really? State at least 1 girl that doesn't.
Ki: Bri... Okay, I'm not too sure about her... but well, Jeanette!
KiBoy: Are you 100% sure about that?
Ki: Why YES!
KiBoy: Okay... but you'll regret it.
CamoHunter: Hey, Matt is in Los Angeles. You're gonna be able to meet Matt.
Some time later...
KiBoy: Hey, I talked to Simon.
Ki: And what?
KiBoy: He agreed to help me make a specific substance that will make every girl...
Ki: NOT AGAIN!
KiBoy: And I mean every one. It will make you release 100x more pheromones.
Ki: Is that even possible?
KiBoy: Yes.
CamoHunter: Five minutes before Makayla is here Ki, five minutes.
KiBoy :It raping time!
Ki: Nope! Nope, nope, nope... Besides, she's older!
KiBoy: So? She's 18 for god's sake. HOT STUFF!
Ki: * Hides under his bed's sheets in his room. We follow him. *
KiBoy: Oh, I see you want to get it on, then!
CamoHunter: Are you saying you are too young for her Ki? Do you think she cares? After all, look at what she and Matt did. Too young isn't in her vocabulary. By the way... time's up!
Ki: Luckily I don't see her anywhere.
KiBoy: * Evil whisper. * She's behind you...
Ki: Huh?
CamoHunter: Ha ha ha! KiBoy, this is priceless!
KiBoy: Yeah.
Ki: You scared me! She isn't there...
Makayla: Hello Ki.
Ki: * Frozen. * I'm so fucked...
KiBoy: Exactly! Ha ha ha!
Makayla: Don't worry, I'm not gonna do anything to you. That is... unless you want me to.
KiBoy: He wants to!
Ki: Shut up! I... I... I...
KiBoy: JUST SAY YES!
Makayla: If you want to... just say so.
In Ki's mind...
Evil Ki: Just do it!
Angel Ki: Don't! You have a girlfriend!
Evil Ki: Shut up! * Shoots the Angel Ki with a pump action shotgun. * It's obvious.
That was short...
Ki: O-O-Okay Makayla.
CamoHunter: I think we should leave those two alone for the rest of the night KiBoy.
KiBoy: I agree. * Me and CamoHunter leave the room. *
Makayla: Okay Ki. But first you need to turn around.
Ki: Um... why should I turn around?
Makayla: Because... I actually really am behind you. You forgot to turn around to see if I was behind you in the first place.
Ki: * Blushes. * Right... * Turns around. * Better?
Makayla: Yep. * She then smiles seductively at Ki and, well, you know the rest... *
KiBoy: There goes his virginity... Let's hope he won't blurt it out in front of anybody.
CamoHunter: Especially David. You, me, and Matt are the only ones he can trust. Hope those two have 'fun' there, ha ha ha!
KiBoy: * Peeks in... * DEFINITELY THEY ARE HAVING FUN... Hey, I've got idea... * Begins recording the whole thing. * I'll give this to Toby on his birthday!
CamoHunter: We're gonna be here all night. Remember what Matt said? She can go countless rounds without tiring. Even though that is a good idea. * Starts recording it too. * I might just give this one to Alvin or maybe even Lucas or Matt for that matter. Ki is in for a wild night. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! * Coughs. * Don't worry, evil laughs aren't my thing either.
KiBoy: They are Ki's thing. And Simon's. Hmm... now that you gave me an idea... I actually have Ruby's phone number... so what do you think if we... you know?
CamoHunter: What are you thinking?
KiBoy: Hmm... I suppose he won't mind another nympho in his bed now, right? * Begins dialing Ruby. * Hey Ruby... Yeah, that's me... Hey, you want Ki? ... But there is... Oh really? You won't have a problem with that? See ya! * Ends the call. * Ki will thank me later.
CamoHunter: * Smiling. * What's gonna happen?
KiBoy: Hope these girls won't get too violent over him...
CamoHunter: Oh, do you know how to make this ANY better?
KiBoy: Hmmm... There is still a lot of space on his bed... I'll call a few other girls then... * Evil laugher of doom. * FINALLY!
CamoHunter: Nah, it's good. Taking on Makayla is like taking on twenty girls alone, one at a time. And then you add Ruby. Hope Corey and David don't find out.
KiBoy: But if someone else finds out, they might tell them.
CamoHunter: Matt won't tell. He'll probably cheer Ki on. I wouldn't trust anyone else though.
What do you think? Should I post more of this? One note though: It just keeps getting better and better. And things are just beginning to heat up!