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This is a collection of 9 what if American dad stories. Various parings and genres. So here we go.

# 1 What if Steve hadn't passed Rogers egg onto Betsy (I think that's her name)

------------------------------- 6 months after the baby is born --------------------------------------

"Roger?" asked Steve groggily reaching for his glasses. He knew he had heard someone come in. "Roger this isn't funny." Steve got up and switched on the light. Roger was standing with his arms crossed, obviously drunk.

"The fricken baby won't shut up!" slurred roger.

"Ok let's go and see what's wrong." Said Steve heading towards the attic stairs.

"No you go and see what's wrong! I never wanted a kid." Shouted Roger. Steve sighed and stared at his feet. Why couldn't Roger just be happy for once? Thought Steve. He went upstairs and picked up his daughter. He rocked her gently back and forth, and she fell asleep. Steve smiled and put her back in her crib. He went downstairs and joined roger on the couch, he was less drunk then he had seemed earlier.

"She's asleep now." Said Steve, he glanced over at Roger. He felt so much closer to the alien because of the baby, but there was also something else….

"Do you want to watch dynasty?" asked Roger

"Sure." Replied Steve. His eyes were fixed on roger, Why the hell do I feel like this? I'm not like that……am I? Steve scooted closer to Roger, roger glanced over at his human partner and smiled. The smile encouraged Steve who leaned over and kissed him, roger froze.

"Steve! What are you doing?" asked roger pulling back

"Uhhh" mumbled Steve as all words fled him.

"I like you but…." Oh My God, is this worth what Stan will do to me if he caught me? Wondered roger

"But?" inquired Steve leaning in again

"To hell with it!" said Roger. Steve started kissing him again, they rolled off the couch and onto the floor making a loud THUMP. Stan was downstairs in seconds, gun in hand.

"Roger? WHAT THE HELL!!!??! BOTH OF YOU BETTER BE DRUNK!" shouted Stan

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That was a fun little Roger/Steve pairing. Please review and read the rest