Disclaimer: I don't own Boy Meets World and probably never will.
Boy Meets Squirrel
"Welcome to Today's episode of Live at 5. Today we have shocking evidence of a average boy being attacked by Squirrels. Today's new victim in Corey Matthews. Luckily we got him away from the local hospital long enough for an interview. Actually we're taping this in the hospital...but anyway..."
(camera zooms in on Corey in a hospital bed with a broken leg and arm and bandages around his head and one black eye)
"Hello Corey we heard about your accident with the squirrels would you like to share it with us?" asks reporter Diana McGuire. "Yes actually...(grabs microphone) kis! don't go into the forest alone! It's got squirrels and no matter how cute and cuddely they may look they are all out to get you! NOT ONE IS ON OUR SIDE! (hears a squirrel outside the window) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (hops in wheelchair and zooms down the hall)
"And that was todays report on Live at 5. Tune in next time"
sorry it's short but it's really late at night and i'm getting tired.