Mario walks into Bowser's Castle with a frown on his face. He stood waiting for the Koopalings, Bowser, and Junior to arrive and once they did they helt Peach up and waved her around.
In Bowser's Castle
"You'll never get your princess back! GAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Iggy said in a crazy tone.
"Does it look like I care..." Mario yawned stiffly. "I'm just ready to die." He muttered.
"Oh? Looks like Mario isn't ready for a fight like us who are ready." Ludwig chuckled.
"Just kill me already." Mario grinned.
"MARIO!!!!" Peach cried.
"What you bitch! I'm ready to fucking die already! Get your own fat ass outta this castle yourself I'm leaving this nasty ass place. Coming here after all that I just went though? Hell no..." Mario muttered demonicly.
"U-Uhm... here take the princess...!" Bowser shuttered scaredly handing over Peach.
"NO KEEP THE BITCH." Mario angrily hesitated.
"..." Peach glared shockedly.
"Well then... I guess you're now my wife Peach..." Bowser sighed awkwardly.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU." Peach screamed.
"Um... I'm leaving." Larry awkwardly said.
The rest of the Koopalings nodded as they went to their rooms and stayed there the rest of the day.
"This day just got easier and better." Ludwig laughed.
With Mario {At his house}
"So... the princess is back?" Luigi asked while sipping on some cola.
"Nope..." Mario grinned.
"Oh ok." Luigi said throwing the can away.
"I'll stick with Rosetta as my princess!" Mario smiled.
"What works for you my brother." Luigi laughed patting Mario's back.
Mario's horrible day is finally over. My gosh I feel bad for Peach now.