Another Arrogant Stormtrooper
The escape pod flew toward the asteroid field. As it got closer the rather scruffy looking man in a stormtrooper's suit thought to himself,
"I've done it! I've successfully stolen the plans for the Rebellion's newest starfighter. The Emperor will be so pleased. I might even get a promotion."
He was about to enter the field. He was closing in on one particular asteroid. But wait, it wasn't an asteroid. It was shiny and metallic in color.
The Stormtrooper thought, "It's a ship of some kind, sent by the Empire to pick me up."
He was approaching it. "They must be preparing to pull me in."
The escape pod began to shudder as it was getting closer to the ship. He could see it clearly now.
"Doesn't look like any kind of ship I've seen before. Must be a new Imperial model that just came out." He thought.
He was very close. He had a large grin on his face as he was thinking of what he would say when the Emperor promoted him. He was about to come in contact with it. He expected to begin docking. He looked out of the window and saw that the asteroids beside him where going by too fast. He hit. The Stormtrooper was wrong. It was no ship, but a mine.