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Icha Icha Genins
Kakashi was running as fast as he could to the Valley of the end. 'They'll probably have gutted eachother.' The thought made Kakashi run even faster. He had finally made it to the battleground but he heard no sounds of battle. Thinking it was over, Kakashi ducked inside a tree and looked out through the branches. If his expression wasn't covered by his mask, you would have seen the most shocked man in Konoha. Kakashi's eye twitched, 'This- This is- This is- just- amazing.' A few minutes passed and he just watched them do... naughty things. ' Are they even allowed to do that?' Kakashi didn't want to disturb the two for now so he ran back to Konoha as fast as possible. The first thing he did was seek out Jiraiya.
"What is it Kakashi?"
"You wouldn't believe it if I told you."
"What is it?"
Kakashi pulled Icha Icha Paradise Vol. 12 out of his pocket and flicked about halfway through. " Naruto and Sasuke were doing..." He flipped through a couple more pages, "this." He showed the picture to Jiraiya.
Jiraiya's eye twitched for a moment, and he passed out in pure shock.
A couple of months later...
Naruto was walking through the town and saw Jiraiya depositing a couple books at the adult book store. He went in to see what the new book was. The cover had Naruto and Sasuke on it and it said, "Icha Icha Genins: The Forbidden Lovers"
Naruto stood still for a minute and screamed, "PERVERTED HERMIT!!!"
THE END
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