I decided to put up a humor fic, in which there are some "outtakes" from Ultra Maniac. There may be spoilers, I don't know. Let's see how this plays out. This is just a bit of a feeler chapter. Give me your thoughts on this.
Ultra Oops!
Chapter 1:
Things you won't hear from Ayu and Nina
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Ayu: Nina, you look like...that girl from Card Captor Sakura!
Nina: WAAAAH! Don't say that! Besides, Clow Reed is evil. He's one of our enemies in the Magic Kingdom.
Ayu: But still...why the Card Captor uniform? Does Daidouji-san come there, too?
Nina: Who is...Daidouji?
Ayu: Nina?
Nina: What?
Ayu: I love you. Please marry me.
Ayu: And all the oral sex...
Boys in background: THE ORAL SEX! THE ORAL SEX!
Nina: (whispering) You had to say that out loud, Ayu-chan?
Ayu: ...nani?
Ayu: (in haggard clothes) Nina, can I move in?
Nina: Why?
Ayu: The real world sucks. I want to be a magician.
Ayu: What do you think about...an IRON FIST PUNCH! (punches Nina real high)
Nina: I~~~tai~~~~!!!
Nina: (in Sailor Senshi garb, posing) Shuei ni kawatte, oshioki yo!
Ayu: And how is that going to stop the criminals?
Nina: (sees police already caught criminals) I...got the point.
Ayu: Nina...
Nina: What, Ayu-chan?
Ayu: Touch me right there.
Nina: But...that's your...b...o...o...b...
Ayu: Do it, or else I'm not letting you stay at my house again.
Nina: (defeated) Okay.
Ayu: Ah, that feels better. Ahhhh...I'm turning into a pile of goo...
Ayu: You know what, Nina?
Nina: Huh?
Ayu: You remind me of Kaji-kun, only better.
Nina: What?
Ayu: (strips in front of Nina, causing some of the boys nearby to blush) I want you to rub me gently.
Nina: Shhh. Later, when we're alone. And put your clothes back on! The boys are starting to get nosebleeds here.
Ayu: (sees Kaji getting a nosebleed) Kaji-kun...!!!
Nina: Ka...me...ha...me...HA! (hurls super-powerful energy blast at Sayaka, grilling her, and causing the gym to get ruined)
Ayu: (facefaults, sweats) ...baka...
Muten Roshi: (in a James Brown hick accent) Dyno-MITE!!! (gives thumbs up)
Nina: Do you know where Li Syaoran is?
Ayu: Who's Li?
Nina: Because I need to tell him...that I love him.
Ayu: (facefaults)
Nina: Geeze, if this doesn't work...I'm out of ideas...
Sakura: Allow me! WINDY CARD! RELEASE AND DISPEL!! (sees giant Lulu) What is that?
Nina: Um...that's Lulu...
Sakura: AND WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? FRIGGIN IMPOSTER! That's my clothing you're wearing! I have copyrights to that! And Tomoyo-chan, too, no less!
Nina: Who's...Tomoyo-chan?
Sakura: Show me who you really are! You can't be me! I'm gonna have to bring in Cerberus! Hey Cerberus! Get this lizard outta here!
Cerberus: Will do! (with a roar, gets Lulu out of the school grounds, but then, collapses in drunk disbelief)
Sakura: Cerberus?
Nina: Are you...Kinomoto-san? THE Kinomoto-san who captures Clow Cards?
Sakura: At least they're better than that stupid computer you're using.
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Ayu: What is Nina doing up there?
Maya: You got me...ahhh! It's Kinomoto-san!
Ayu: Ehhhhh!? No way!
Kaji & Tsujiai: Kinomoto Sakura-sama?
(everyone rushes out of the school to see Sakura and Nina bicker it out)
Kaji, Tsujiai, Ayu, Maya, the entire class: Kinomoto Sakura! WE LOVE YOU! AAAHHH! GIANT LIZARD!!!
Nina: Now look what you did!
Sakura: Oh no, no, no, no, no...don't look at me.
Maya: Oh yeah, that's right. (goes on her rocking chair, and pours potion on the big cactus and Lulu, shrinking them to normal size)
Sakura: Well, now that's settled...(sees crowd chasing her and Cerberus) Nooooooooo!!!
Mikami-sensei: HEY! Class isn't over yet!
Rio: (busts out of gymnasium, still big) What about me?
Everyone: Aaaaahhhh! Giant Cat! Waaaahhhhh!
Ayu: Now I know how it feels to live your nightmares...I might as well be spirited away!
Maya, Nina: Waaahhh!
Nina: Rio!
Maya: Damn! I ran out of shrinking potion...
Rio: You don't have any? What excuse for a witch are you?
Maya: ...sorry...
Sakura: Get me out of here, Cerberus! They're about to get a piece of me!
Cerberus: (already run over by Shuei crowd) I...can't...they...got...me...my pain is gone...and back...itai...
Sakura: Dammit! Iyaaaaaaa!!!
Ayu: I want my mommy...
Nina: ...I want my grandpa...
Maya: ...
(Sakura runs off into the sunset, chased by Shuei crowd, which is in turn chased by giant Rio.)
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End Chapter 1
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Ultra Oops!
Chapter 1:
Things you won't hear from Ayu and Nina
----
Ayu: Nina, you look like...that girl from Card Captor Sakura!
Nina: WAAAAH! Don't say that! Besides, Clow Reed is evil. He's one of our enemies in the Magic Kingdom.
Ayu: But still...why the Card Captor uniform? Does Daidouji-san come there, too?
Nina: Who is...Daidouji?
Ayu: Nina?
Nina: What?
Ayu: I love you. Please marry me.
Ayu: And all the oral sex...
Boys in background: THE ORAL SEX! THE ORAL SEX!
Nina: (whispering) You had to say that out loud, Ayu-chan?
Ayu: ...nani?
Ayu: (in haggard clothes) Nina, can I move in?
Nina: Why?
Ayu: The real world sucks. I want to be a magician.
Ayu: What do you think about...an IRON FIST PUNCH! (punches Nina real high)
Nina: I~~~tai~~~~!!!
Nina: (in Sailor Senshi garb, posing) Shuei ni kawatte, oshioki yo!
Ayu: And how is that going to stop the criminals?
Nina: (sees police already caught criminals) I...got the point.
Ayu: Nina...
Nina: What, Ayu-chan?
Ayu: Touch me right there.
Nina: But...that's your...b...o...o...b...
Ayu: Do it, or else I'm not letting you stay at my house again.
Nina: (defeated) Okay.
Ayu: Ah, that feels better. Ahhhh...I'm turning into a pile of goo...
Ayu: You know what, Nina?
Nina: Huh?
Ayu: You remind me of Kaji-kun, only better.
Nina: What?
Ayu: (strips in front of Nina, causing some of the boys nearby to blush) I want you to rub me gently.
Nina: Shhh. Later, when we're alone. And put your clothes back on! The boys are starting to get nosebleeds here.
Ayu: (sees Kaji getting a nosebleed) Kaji-kun...!!!
Nina: Ka...me...ha...me...HA! (hurls super-powerful energy blast at Sayaka, grilling her, and causing the gym to get ruined)
Ayu: (facefaults, sweats) ...baka...
Muten Roshi: (in a James Brown hick accent) Dyno-MITE!!! (gives thumbs up)
Nina: Do you know where Li Syaoran is?
Ayu: Who's Li?
Nina: Because I need to tell him...that I love him.
Ayu: (facefaults)
Nina: Geeze, if this doesn't work...I'm out of ideas...
Sakura: Allow me! WINDY CARD! RELEASE AND DISPEL!! (sees giant Lulu) What is that?
Nina: Um...that's Lulu...
Sakura: AND WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? FRIGGIN IMPOSTER! That's my clothing you're wearing! I have copyrights to that! And Tomoyo-chan, too, no less!
Nina: Who's...Tomoyo-chan?
Sakura: Show me who you really are! You can't be me! I'm gonna have to bring in Cerberus! Hey Cerberus! Get this lizard outta here!
Cerberus: Will do! (with a roar, gets Lulu out of the school grounds, but then, collapses in drunk disbelief)
Sakura: Cerberus?
Nina: Are you...Kinomoto-san? THE Kinomoto-san who captures Clow Cards?
Sakura: At least they're better than that stupid computer you're using.
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Nina: Is not!
Sakura: Is too!
Ayu: What is Nina doing up there?
Maya: You got me...ahhh! It's Kinomoto-san!
Ayu: Ehhhhh!? No way!
Kaji & Tsujiai: Kinomoto Sakura-sama?
(everyone rushes out of the school to see Sakura and Nina bicker it out)
Kaji, Tsujiai, Ayu, Maya, the entire class: Kinomoto Sakura! WE LOVE YOU! AAAHHH! GIANT LIZARD!!!
Nina: Now look what you did!
Sakura: Oh no, no, no, no, no...don't look at me.
Maya: Oh yeah, that's right. (goes on her rocking chair, and pours potion on the big cactus and Lulu, shrinking them to normal size)
Sakura: Well, now that's settled...(sees crowd chasing her and Cerberus) Nooooooooo!!!
Mikami-sensei: HEY! Class isn't over yet!
Rio: (busts out of gymnasium, still big) What about me?
Everyone: Aaaaahhhh! Giant Cat! Waaaahhhhh!
Ayu: Now I know how it feels to live your nightmares...I might as well be spirited away!
Maya, Nina: Waaahhh!
Nina: Rio!
Maya: Damn! I ran out of shrinking potion...
Rio: You don't have any? What excuse for a witch are you?
Maya: ...sorry...
Sakura: Get me out of here, Cerberus! They're about to get a piece of me!
Cerberus: (already run over by Shuei crowd) I...can't...they...got...me...my pain is gone...and back...itai...
Sakura: Dammit! Iyaaaaaaa!!!
Ayu: I want my mommy...
Nina: ...I want my grandpa...
Maya: ...
(Sakura runs off into the sunset, chased by Shuei crowd, which is in turn chased by giant Rio.)
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End Chapter 1
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