John Watson* Writes the Shopping List
1. Vampire (forbidden!)
2. New milk is not corrupted
3. Spider polish
4. Clean cloth for clinging
5. Paper bag
6. Bubble gum to capture dog
7. Yoghurt
8. Oxygenated pretzels
9. Famous brand of turtle
John Watson* Enjoys a Glass of Milk
English village poetry morning
I see birds and shepherds of birds
Watch a dog eating a squirrel
I feel the wind of a passing freight train
I will drink milk this day
I will drink milk
It will refresh me
I will explain it in a sort of journal that hurts all hearts
A journal of milk and beauty and milk
Look at my lips touch the edge of the glass
So sensual
It is very perfect
I will keep this attitude
I will hold this pose
An English countryside is more beautiful with me
A glass of milk is more beautiful with me
Holy shit of fish on crackers fucking goddess of shit fucking grandma's idiot stupid fuck shit shit shit shit sour fucking god damn dead rotten milk
A Jumping Ghost Spills Tea on John Watson's* Clean Rug and Refuses to Apologize
Jumping ghosts are clumsy -
Like a fool, jumping with a full cup of tea!
There are too many black tea stains.
Damn, my carpet!
Do you know how much money to clean?
Is not sorry for it.
Now I hate ghosts too much.
Some necromancers!
John Watson* Fistfights the Squid He Found In His Garden
Blow!
Bread!
Come!
Strength!
Take it. You are squid.
You were not invited
to this private garden.
Damn it, man!
Rascal! Scandal! Larval!