This fanfiction is a self-insert drabble collection of ultimate randomness. If you are confused about any relationships, please check our profile page for more information. Contains lots of OOC-ness. Like…seriously…a lot.

Note: Normal (not square) brackets are thoughts, 3 dots is a time skip.

Jana was devastated; her best friend had sent Hibari after to kill Mukuro. But it was already too late, Hibari was gone and Mukuro was on the run. Kristina ran after Jana…she ran…they ran….she chased her. Little did she know, Jana had a little something up her sleeve.

Jana summoned an illusionary wall in Kristina's face. Kristina suddenly BROKE THROUGH WITH HER SUPER STRENGTH THAT SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE!
Jana yelled, "WHO HAS ENOUGH STRENGTH TO BREAK THROUGH A STEEL WALL?!"

"I DO!" Kristina shouted back at her. "I'm joking I climbed over it," her voice lowered with disappointment. Jana summoned another wall to block her, one that was too big or wide to climb over or around. Jana was foiled again! Kristina destroyed the corners of the wall and went around!

Jana screamed, "I'M NOT GUILTY OF NOTHIN'!" She ran. "HEY MUKURO-SAMA! CAN I HIDE AT KOKUYO LAND WITH YOU GUYS FOR A BIT!? PLEASE!"

Kristina put the phone to her ear, "HEY HIBARI-SAMA, MUKURO IS CAUSING TROUBLE IN NAMIMORI AGAIN. HE'S HIDING IN KOKUYO LAND AND IT BENEFITS YOU IN TWO WAYS IF YOU CATCH HIM!"

"MUKURO!" Jana screamed again, "KRISTINA SENT HIBARI-SAN AFTER YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, FIGHT OR RUN?!"

"HIBARI-SAMA, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CATCH HIM BEFORE HE GETS AWAY…."

"Don't tell me what to do, Herbivore…" Hibari strode towards her.

"Oh shit," Kristina quietly cursed as she was wacked in the head by Hibari. Then he ran to Kokuyo Land because he freaking hates Mukuro.

"YOU DESERVED THAT!" Jana teased.

"Kufufufu," Mukuro laughed, "you think you can beat me, Hibari? But I'm not in the mood to fight you so I'll see you again soon." He disappeared.

"Mukuro! Wait for Chrome, Ken, Chikusa and me!" Jana and the others also disappeared.

"I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH." Hibari threatened right before he found Marmon. "You, if you don't take me to Rokudo Mukuro I will bite you to death."

"Heeeey! Marmon!" Jana called him over her mobile, "You mind doing me a favour and not help Hibari. For your friend? Fine, I'll pay you later with some of my paycheque. Just make sure you don't lead him to Mukuro for me please!" she pleaded.

"I will not do it if you don't tell me how much you're giving me. Oh, Hibari Kyoya is here."

"Ok fine," Jana sighed, "I'll give you 30000 yen just PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't lead him to us PLEASE! Come on, we're best friends so do it for me please. And maybe I'll get Bel to be less annoying!"

"30000 yen is not enough," Marmon bluntly replied.

"I might even get Chrome or Mukuro to double it. Bel won't be as annoying and I'll add another 10000 yen!"

"I'd rather have my life than be killed by Hibari Kyoya. Besides, I can live without a measly 30000 yen. Oh by the way, Hibari Kyoya is right behind you."

Jana twisted around when suddenly WHACK and Hibari bit her to death.

"You….betrayed…a best friend…" Jana sulked.

"You didn't give the money," Marmon couldn't care less.

"I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU AFTER," Jana hesitated, "give the phone to Xanxus…NOW."

"Don't involve him. Boss doesn't deal with small fry like you."

Kristina, who was bitten to death on the ground, gave Marmon a small thumbs up through nothing because Marmon didn't even know.

"Fine I'll give it to Bel," Marmon sighed.

"Ishishishi, who's this?" Bel chuckled.

"It's Jana." Somehow, she could talk normally again...

"Ah, the one who plays with Marmon all the time, what do you want?" he asked.

"Bel would you mind kicking him for me? Even better I would like you to stab him. Oh and tell Squalo his sister has been bitten to death."

Bel kicked Marmon and then went back to Jana on the phone, "So Captain's little sister is dead?"

"She seems unconscious."

"I'm not deeeeeaaaaad…" Kristina's voice was muffled since she was lying on the ground.

"Shut up," Jana ordered irritably.

"Ishishi, I heard her, she's not dead. Besides, Captain is out in the forest looking for Slender," Bel chuckled again.

"Ok give him a heads up that she might need to go to hospital when I'm done."

Kristina snapped and then rolled on her back. Then she shouted, "WHADDYA MEAN WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH ME?! AND BEL, SAY CONGRATS TO SQUALO FOR ME IF HE CATCHES SLENDER!"

Jana looked at Kristina, "Shut up, I'm on the phone." She went back on the phone with Bel, "Thanks Bel, give Marmon another kick and say hi to Xanxus for me, I might be coming to Italy soon. Well bye because I'm going to go beat up Kristina."

Jana dared to raise her fist against one of her best friends. No, more than that. She dared to beat her up for her own master whom she was very loyal to. Yet, Mukuro was not loyal back to her. Jana dragged Kristina to Namimori Hospital.

…

Kristina woke up in Namimori Hospital and suddenly discovers Yamamoto sitting next to her, "Oh shit, Yamamoto! Uh…'suuuup…."

"Yamamoto," Jana walked into the room, "can you please leave for a bit?"

Yamamoto reluctantly stood up and left. Before he came back, Jana knocked Kristina's head hard and then she fell unconscious again. She chuckled evilly and so cruelly. She enjoyed giving pain to her best friend…she sincerely enjoyed it all. Jana strolled out of the hospital to the airport to visit Varia.

Yamamoto walked back into the room and saw Kristina knocked out. He groaned, "That Jana..."

Kristina's subconsciousness that was somehow still awake screamed in her head, "YES! OMG NOW STAY BY MY SIDE UNTIL I WAKE UP! PLEASE!"

Yamamoto looked back at what Jana told him when he first got to the hospital.

*FLASHBACK*

"Tell Gokudera and the others that I'll be back in two weeks," Jana told him.

*FLASHBACK END*

Kristina's subconsciousness that somehow has telepathy screamed at Jana's, "I. DID. NOTHING! Oh you're so mean Jana, leaving your boyfriend to go to Italy for two weeks without telling him face to face."

Jana's subconsciousness had telepathy too...somehow...it screamed back at Kristina's, "I DID TELL HIM!"

"Jana, if you told Yamamoto to tell him, that means you didn't," she mocked her.

Jana denied it, "No I was telling him to tell Gokudera I was leaving because I only left a message but he knew I was leaving anyway!"

Kristina's was ashamed of her, "But you can't just leave a letter that says: HEY GOKUDERA, SORRY I WON'T BE AT SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE I'LL BE IN ITALY FOR TWO WEEKS! CIAO~"

Jana suddenly lost her temper. She couldn't take it anymore. She couldn't stand having her best friend who is a month younger than her, lecture her about how she should treat her own boyfriend! It was none of her business!

"Ok ok ok Jana, calm down!" She woke up in hospital room to find out that Yamamoto went home. "Noooooo! I'm alone!" Her heart broke a little.

"HAHA!" Jana's subconsciousness burst into laughter, "Man, your boyfriend ditched his unconscious girlfriend."

Jana arrived in Italy the next day. She called Gokudera who was all the way in Japan to tell him that she had arrived safely and that she probably won't be able to call him until he got to Italy the next week.

Meanwhile, a heart-broken Kristina jumped out of bed and ran away from the hospital in hopes of finding her beloved Yamamoto Takeshi.

"Haha, are you trying to find him?" Jana's subconsciousness teased.

"Well duh!"

Kristina ran through Namimori and saw Yamamoto walking home in the residential area. Suddenly she sprinted up to him, jumped up and latched on to his neck from behind.

"Kristina?! I thought you were in hospital," he was actually surprised to see her.

"Not anymore though. Hey, you have to piggyback me home for leaving me alone…." she puffed her cheeks and then giggled.

Yamamoto chuckled and Kristina laughed. "Yeah sure, if that's what I have to do for you to forgive me," he laughed and then gave her his signature smile.

…

Jana strolled into Varia castle and the first thing she did was kick Marmon in front of all his comrades. Bel and Fran greeted her and then she moved on to tell Squalo that Kristina was alive, much to her disappointment. She had a great week with Varia, but then she had an even better one with Gokudera on a tour of Italy.

Kristina and Yamamoto stood in the park watching the cherry blossoms bloom. They were mesmerised by the sight and they decided to eat their lunch since they skipped school for the day.

"I bet 500 yen that Jana and Gokudera will kiss five times," Kristina held up a 500yen coin in front of her face.

"I bet 1000 yen that they will kiss three times," he took a bite out of his rice ball.

Then they laughed, then they kissed.

…

Jana and Gokudera arrived back in Japan. They were annoyed at the first two people they saw when they got back. Not only that, they were running up to them.

"HEY HEY HEY! How many times did you two kiss?!" Kristina shouted who was extremely anxious to hear the answer to.

"Uhh….four times," Gokudera replied.

"DAMMIT!" Kristina and Yamamoto sulked because none of them won any money...

Okay. I'm done. Now…someone on Youtube said the Justin Beiber was 100x better than the GazettE! What the hell!? Oh well, I'll just….go and….do whatever because….well….I don't want to annoy you guys for this…-slowlybacksaway-

-leextremekid