Letter from Harry

Dear Fanfic Community:

Well, we are about to enter a new era - an era that shall change us all. In a matter of hours the Harry Potter (me) fanfic community will change forever.

Will I still be able to shag Snapie? Or will he be dead?

What about my good buddy Malfoy?

Or Ginny? (Ginny: -takes drag of fag- Go to hell, Potter!)

Will all my good buddies die?

And will my relationship with Voldie be quashed, without any chance of parole?

All I can say, good buddies, is that from this point forward, your lives will never be the same?

Will the star of your next fanfic die?

Maybe Voldie's actually going to do something properly for once and kill me! (Voldie: But I love you, Harry!) But probably not.

All I can say is prepare for your lives to change!

Vote Harry for President! (peace signs)

The-Boy-Who-Lived, Kid-With-The-Scar, Defeater of You-Know-Who, SOVREIGN OF ALL ENGLAND,

Harry Potter

Hermione: Gawd, I really can't stand that Potter kid!

Ron: Neither can I!

(silence)

(silence)

Ron: Wanna shag?

Hermione: Yah!