How To End A Hard Days Work...

A Resident Evil One-Shot by ChronicLegCramp-Since'99

Pairing: Chris/Wesker (Friendship)

*Disclaimer: All characters and places belong to Capcom and Shinji Mikami, respectively*

Chris: "Jesus- didn't hear you come in."

Wesker: "You stayed late today, Chris."

Chris: "Yeah."

Chris: "Thought I'd hit the gym before home."

Wesker: "Well, since you're here, fancy a drink?"

Chris: "Sure. Why not?"

Chris: "Lemme grab my stuff- I'll meet you out there."

Chris: "Hey."

Chris: "So, you was working late?"

Wesker: "You know me, Chris, hate to let things pile up."

Chris: "Yeah..."

Chris: "Still. I mean, I know if you didn't make sure everything was done before you leave it'd pile up, but when are you ever gonna get time for yourself?"

Wesker: "I'm taking time right now to get a drink with you, aren't I?"

Chris: "You know what I mean."

Chris: "Oh, that reminds me. You got Jill a present yet?"

Wesker: "I got her that Panasonic Cobra Top she's been eyeing for the past two months."

Chris: "A boombox?!"

Chris: "That's kinda expensive for a birthday present, isn't it?"

Wesker: "Do you think?"

Wesker: "It was the only viable option out of the two things I know she wants."

Chris: "Really? What was the other thing?"

Wesker: "You."

Chris: "Hardy-har."

Chris: "Come on, be serious."

Wesker: "I am."

Wesker: "I'm sure you can imagine why it would be a little difficult to give her you as a present."

Chris: "I think you got your wires crossed there, Captain. Jill knows I'm gay."

Wesker: "Yes and you are also a man, which last I checked was Jill's preference."

Chris: "Wait a second, are you honestly telling me that Jill has a thing for me?"

Wesker: "She does."

Chris: "What makes you think that?"

Wesker: "Aside from the copious amounts of pheromones dripping off her every time you enter the room?"

Chris: "Don't."

Chris: "Shit. Shit."

Wesker: "It really is a wonder that you haven't noticed, Chris."

Chris: "Okay, what kind of like are we talking here? I mean, does she have...feelings...?"

Wesker: "I wouldn't know. You'll have to ask Jill."

Chris: "Are you crazy?! If she finds out I know it'll mess up our friendship."

Wesker: "Jill's a big girl, she can take it. There's no use worrying about it, Chris."

Chris: "She's my best friend, my partner. How can I not worry?"

Chris: "God, why d'you have to tell me?"

Wesker: "It's better you know. Now you can try to avoid doing and saying anything that might lead her on."

Chris: "I guess you're right there..."

Wesker: "What am I going to do with you, Chris?"

Chris: "I know, I know..."

Chris: "Anyway, any ideas what I should get her? Everything I know she's into, she already has."

Wesker: "Well, I definitely wouldn't get her any jewellery if I were you."

Chris: "Yeah, too romantic...hmm..."

Wesker: "You can never have too many pairs of combat boots."

Chris: "Yeah...wait- no!"

Chris: "Come on, work with me here, Captain."

Wesker: "I wouldn't say no to a pair of new boots."

Chris: "Neither would I."

Wesker: "Alright, if I help you pick out a decent bottle of perfume, can we be done with this topic?"

Chris: "Absolutely."

Chris: "Knew I could count on you. Thanks."

Wesker: "Well then, shall we?"

Thanks for reading!

I wrote this scene ages ago and I was gonna turn it into a proper fic but it got lost at the wayside. Thought I'd just put it up anyway :)