Ultimate Crunchies and Munchies!
By: Sugarhigh
Hiya' all! I started writing this down when I was bored and high on Crunch N' Munch. For those poor souls who don't know what Crunch N' Munch is, it's popcorn that comes in caramel or butter toffee w/peanuts. Hehe, and once again-it's all Kakarot's fault! I don't own Crunch N' Munch, DBZ, or Lucky Charms. Wahhh! I want Lucky Charms x~X!
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Chapter 1: Innocent Grocery Shopping? I Think Not!
Goku and Chi-Chi are, for the first time in history, going grocery shopping together! "Wow! This place is great! I'm having as much fun as I did at that All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet!" Goku says to Chi-Chi as he finishes the box of Lucky Charms (A/N: I'm NOT a leprechaun!!). "Goku you're not supposed to eat the food before we buy it!" "I'm just tasting it!" They pass by a free cracker sample stand, with a lady handing out napkins (A/N: I know I should shut up now, but who really needs a napkin after eating crackers?). Goku walked up to her. "Hey, could I have some?" "Sure, they are free samples sir." "See, Chi-Chi, its okay if we try the food before we buy it!" She sighs and shakes her head. Goku grabs handfuls of crackers and shoves them into his mouth. Chi-Chi pulls him away from the stand. "That's enough for you to consider a sample..." Goku mumbles threw his cracker filled mouth and points straight ahead. "Come again?" Goku mumbled some more, swallowed, and ran over to the lobster tank. "OH! Fish!" "Goku they're lobsters!" "Aren't lobsters fish?" "Well...yes..." "Hey what's this sign say..."
ASK FOR ASSISTANCE!
"Hm..." Goku squints his eyes and tries to read the sign. "Ask...for...assis...tance...Ask for...? Oh, ask for assistance! I get it now!" Goku taps on the cold glass. "Excuse me...um...Mr. Lobster, I'd like to know why you're in there? Oh, is this like a fish tank?" Chi-Chi slaps her forehead. "Goku, they mean ask the people whose job it is to answer your question. They don't mean ask the lobsters..." "But how can you tell? I mean, the sign is right there with the lobsters and I don't see any of those people around here! They should write on the sign who to ask!" Chi-Chi sighs and pulls him away from the lobster tank. "Goku, if you have a question, go ask that lady we saw earlier handing out napkins." Goku skips off. "AND NO FREE SAMPLES!!!" Goku stops in front of the lady. "Hi!" "Um, hi, do you need a napkin?" "No, I've got a question." "Okay, shoot!" Goku spins around with a ki blast in his hand. "Shoot? WHAT DO I SHOOT!!!" "Don't shoot anything, please, just give me your question!!!" Goku faces her and the ki in his hand dissipates. "Oh, okay!" He takes a deep breath. "Why is the sky blue, Why are the androids coming, Why am I not sick yet, What's the square root of 500, Who are you, Why is your hair streaked yellow, when I can see it's really brown, Why am I asking you these question???" "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! I can't answer those questions!!" "But my wife said it's your job to answer questions!" "Questions about this store!" "Oh. So you answer questions about food?" "Yes..." "Oh, do you have any papaya's?" "No, sir." "Darn they're yummy..." "Is there anything else I can possibly get you sir...?" "...Do you have popcorn?" "Right over there sir." "Goku skips off and finds a stand of Crunch N' Munch. He picks up a 4 oz. box of buttery toffee popcorns and reads the ad:
Buttery Toffee Crunch N' Munch is the deliciously sweet and crunchy snack made with big fluffy cluster of popcorn, crunchy roasted peanuts, and a rich buttery toffee glaze. Serve Crunch N' Munch at parties, while watching TV, for a late night snack, after school-it is a snack that your whole family will love anytime! Crunch N' Munch...because life is sweet and a little crunchy!(tm)
Goku is drooling all over the box. Without a moments haste, he rummages threw the box and eats some. He notices it's empty now, so he grabs a new one and runs on over to Chi-Chi. "I see your back, Goku. I was starting to worry, I think I'm done." "Can we please get these Chi-Chi? Please? They're delicious!" "...You read the ad again, didn't you?" "No, really! I took a free sample out of the box! Please!" Goku got on his hands and knees. Chi-Chi sighed (Chi-Chi's making the biggest mistake in her life...) . "Alright, you can have 5 boxes." Goku glances at the box and then back at Chi-Chi. "B-But that's only...9 o-z's!" "You mean 20 ounces. Not o-z's." He tilted his head to the side. "How did you get 20?" "You don't add them sweetie. You multiply." "Multiply? Wow, you're really smart Chi-Chi!" "No, I just have alota' common sense." "Can we please get more?" He gives her the puppy dog eyes. "Alright, you can have 7." Goku runs away and comes back instantly with 7 boxes. "Wow, you got the right amount! For being such a good boy today, you can have 1 more!" He comes back with 2. "...Close enough." They go to the checkout line and go home.
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Hehehe, next chapter- Goku gets addicted! And our beloved Prince of All Saiyans comes along, wondering why he wasn't there on the day he planned to kill Goku! Will Vegeta catch the addiction? That's a stupid question! Next Chapter! Please Review!!!
By: Sugarhigh
Hiya' all! I started writing this down when I was bored and high on Crunch N' Munch. For those poor souls who don't know what Crunch N' Munch is, it's popcorn that comes in caramel or butter toffee w/peanuts. Hehe, and once again-it's all Kakarot's fault! I don't own Crunch N' Munch, DBZ, or Lucky Charms. Wahhh! I want Lucky Charms x~X!
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Chapter 1: Innocent Grocery Shopping? I Think Not!
Goku and Chi-Chi are, for the first time in history, going grocery shopping together! "Wow! This place is great! I'm having as much fun as I did at that All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet!" Goku says to Chi-Chi as he finishes the box of Lucky Charms (A/N: I'm NOT a leprechaun!!). "Goku you're not supposed to eat the food before we buy it!" "I'm just tasting it!" They pass by a free cracker sample stand, with a lady handing out napkins (A/N: I know I should shut up now, but who really needs a napkin after eating crackers?). Goku walked up to her. "Hey, could I have some?" "Sure, they are free samples sir." "See, Chi-Chi, its okay if we try the food before we buy it!" She sighs and shakes her head. Goku grabs handfuls of crackers and shoves them into his mouth. Chi-Chi pulls him away from the stand. "That's enough for you to consider a sample..." Goku mumbles threw his cracker filled mouth and points straight ahead. "Come again?" Goku mumbled some more, swallowed, and ran over to the lobster tank. "OH! Fish!" "Goku they're lobsters!" "Aren't lobsters fish?" "Well...yes..." "Hey what's this sign say..."
ASK FOR ASSISTANCE!
"Hm..." Goku squints his eyes and tries to read the sign. "Ask...for...assis...tance...Ask for...? Oh, ask for assistance! I get it now!" Goku taps on the cold glass. "Excuse me...um...Mr. Lobster, I'd like to know why you're in there? Oh, is this like a fish tank?" Chi-Chi slaps her forehead. "Goku, they mean ask the people whose job it is to answer your question. They don't mean ask the lobsters..." "But how can you tell? I mean, the sign is right there with the lobsters and I don't see any of those people around here! They should write on the sign who to ask!" Chi-Chi sighs and pulls him away from the lobster tank. "Goku, if you have a question, go ask that lady we saw earlier handing out napkins." Goku skips off. "AND NO FREE SAMPLES!!!" Goku stops in front of the lady. "Hi!" "Um, hi, do you need a napkin?" "No, I've got a question." "Okay, shoot!" Goku spins around with a ki blast in his hand. "Shoot? WHAT DO I SHOOT!!!" "Don't shoot anything, please, just give me your question!!!" Goku faces her and the ki in his hand dissipates. "Oh, okay!" He takes a deep breath. "Why is the sky blue, Why are the androids coming, Why am I not sick yet, What's the square root of 500, Who are you, Why is your hair streaked yellow, when I can see it's really brown, Why am I asking you these question???" "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! I can't answer those questions!!" "But my wife said it's your job to answer questions!" "Questions about this store!" "Oh. So you answer questions about food?" "Yes..." "Oh, do you have any papaya's?" "No, sir." "Darn they're yummy..." "Is there anything else I can possibly get you sir...?" "...Do you have popcorn?" "Right over there sir." "Goku skips off and finds a stand of Crunch N' Munch. He picks up a 4 oz. box of buttery toffee popcorns and reads the ad:
Buttery Toffee Crunch N' Munch is the deliciously sweet and crunchy snack made with big fluffy cluster of popcorn, crunchy roasted peanuts, and a rich buttery toffee glaze. Serve Crunch N' Munch at parties, while watching TV, for a late night snack, after school-it is a snack that your whole family will love anytime! Crunch N' Munch...because life is sweet and a little crunchy!(tm)
Goku is drooling all over the box. Without a moments haste, he rummages threw the box and eats some. He notices it's empty now, so he grabs a new one and runs on over to Chi-Chi. "I see your back, Goku. I was starting to worry, I think I'm done." "Can we please get these Chi-Chi? Please? They're delicious!" "...You read the ad again, didn't you?" "No, really! I took a free sample out of the box! Please!" Goku got on his hands and knees. Chi-Chi sighed (Chi-Chi's making the biggest mistake in her life...) . "Alright, you can have 5 boxes." Goku glances at the box and then back at Chi-Chi. "B-But that's only...9 o-z's!" "You mean 20 ounces. Not o-z's." He tilted his head to the side. "How did you get 20?" "You don't add them sweetie. You multiply." "Multiply? Wow, you're really smart Chi-Chi!" "No, I just have alota' common sense." "Can we please get more?" He gives her the puppy dog eyes. "Alright, you can have 7." Goku runs away and comes back instantly with 7 boxes. "Wow, you got the right amount! For being such a good boy today, you can have 1 more!" He comes back with 2. "...Close enough." They go to the checkout line and go home.
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Hehehe, next chapter- Goku gets addicted! And our beloved Prince of All Saiyans comes along, wondering why he wasn't there on the day he planned to kill Goku! Will Vegeta catch the addiction? That's a stupid question! Next Chapter! Please Review!!!