"Fashion"

"Clark, you need to stop doing that!"

"What am I doing?"

"You're staring at me."

"I'm not staring, I'm looking intently."

"That is the same thing!"

"But, it's just that, you.what are you wearing?"

"You like it? My mom bought it for me while she was in Metropolis."

"But, Chloe, you realize you're in public right?"

"Of course, Clark. I think it looks really cool, pretty soon this fashion trend will be all the rage."

"I highly doubt that."

"This coming from the man who is forever dressed in flannel."

"And what is wrong with flannel? I think it suits me very well, thank you very much."

"Oh yeah, flannel is so flattering, if your Paul Bunyan. But then again, you are almost the same size as him."

"I am not Paul Bunyan sized! I'm just tall ok? Sorry if I had my growth spurt before you did.

"I did have a growth spurt."

"O yeah? Then why are you so short?"

"I am not short, I'm vertically challenged, and everyone is short compared to you."

"Just go home and change ok?"

"I told you, I like it and if you were even aware of the fashion trends you would like it too."

"If that is what's in fashion, I'll stick with the flannel."

"Oh come on Clark! What is so wrong with a patterned skirt with striped pants!?"