6 Weeks, 6 Drives, 6 Killer Bumblebees?

A/n: Okay. So I'm taking Driver's Ed right now, and that gave me inspiration.
What if the newsies had to go through the same torture cough I mean classes that I do? Hahaaa. Here goes!

"A car is a metal object used for transportation…"

God. It's like we're freaking kindergarteners all over again. I'm ready for them to say something about how we're all monkeys. And how monkeys shouldn't drive cars. But TAH DAH! This monkey is gonna drive one—

Hold the phone.
What is the purpose of a transmission?
Of course.
The only intelligent question she ever asks,
And she asks me.
Well, I guess it deserves an intelligent answer…

"I believe, m'am, that a transmission is used to give a mission to the transporatation department. Maybe, that the zoo has let loose a freaking ugly, fat-arse bastard named Jack…"

Ex boyfriends can be so much fun.
But only when they have an ego.

Mrs. Effe (our driving instructor) was definitely shooting me a couple death glares and marking off a few points of my overall grade.

I think I'll eat a mini pizza when I get home…
Or maybe a chicken pot pie.

Pizza?
Pot Pie?
Pizza?
Pot Pie?
Pizza?
Pot Pi-

Woah. I think Blink is staring at me. He's just like, woooooohoooo. Mush's trying to tap his shoulder and say something…but he's just like wooooooooohooooooo. I mean, you think a boy could be a little more discreet, but no. Maybe that's why he lost the other eye…

Blink stared longingly in Bet Betterson's poop brown eyes. Then she caught him and poked his eyes out with a protractor as he sat in anguish over her not liking him. His hazel brown concerned eyes stared piercingly into her heart…

…Oh, if only life was as hilarious as a dramatic fan fiction. But on a happier note; I guess Blink's not that bad—PSYCHE! Okay, whew, the crazed boy finally looked away. You think a kid would need to blink every once in a while.

BRRRRIIIINNNGGG!

Fina-freakin-ly. Oh, alas, the agony of learning how to press a gas pedal!

Pizza?
Pot Pie?
Pizza?
Pot Pie?
Pizza?

Maybe I'll just get a sandwich.

End Class #1.