xD I couldn't resist making this. Linky's mute in the games, so in a "Link is mute" situation, how would he say "Happy New Years!"? What does the Link say?
It was now 2014. A brand new year... A fresh new start. A clean slate...Celebrations were wild, people saying "Happy New Years!" everywhere. But there was one who could not talk. Link. He was a mute. He wanted to say that phrase, but the only form of speech he had was his grunts. What can your say when you can't speak? Link was determined to find a way before the celebrations were over.
"Hya hya hya hyaaaaa!" He yelled, then facepalmed as that came nowhere near working. Perhaps Sign Language would do the trick! He went right to learning it, and started attempting it, to no avail. Morse, maybe? Nope. But wait...what about that huge sign? He could make that say this for him! He went up and took the controls, but was confused by the complexity of this system. He managed to type out "Happy New Years", but he needed to learn how to type in "2014". It was hard for him, but he finally input it all and activated the message. He was successful in his adventure to celebrate.
Okay, it was really short, but what freakin' ever.