A/N: Sorry for the unoriginal title, if you have an idea; PM me if not then we can all deal. I don't own anything except for the idea. If you flame me, as with all my other stories, I'll send an army of angry Kakuzu's who think you've stole all of their money. Ja ne~
Johnny was just on his way home after getting a brain-freezy, and was in quite a good mood. Five-feet away from opening his door, he heard his little squeegee shriek. Sighing, he sat down his freezy and made his way over to his neighbor's house.
Kicking the door down, he walked in like he owned the place. (A/N: This is well deserved for Nny.) Going up the stairs to Squee's room, he can hear him crying and his father screaming like a manic. 'This,' Nny thought dully, 'is very ironic.' Reaching the door to Squee's room, Johnny kicked down the door. When it came down, it landed on top of Squee's father.
Johnny happily stomped where his head was, and walked over to Squee. Squeegee didn't notice Johnny was there yet, and was crying in the corner of the room. As Nny stepped closer, Squee finally felt his presence.
"Ah, (Squee) Daddy I'm sorry I was asking you to cook, so that Schmee and I could eat; I'm sorry, please don't hit me again!" Squee cried. 'Now,' thought Nny. 'I'm kicking his idiotic head in.' with that in mind, Johnny bent down to comfort the crying form of Squeegee.
"Now, now Squee," Nny said while hugging the crying child close. "Don't cry, your insignificant tears shouldn't be wasted upon this terrible product of humanity." Johnny barked. This didn't stop Squee's crying. In fact, it made it worse; but not for the reasons you might think.
A/N: Anddddddddd! That's a rap! Sorry about the cliffhanger! Read the next chapter to find out what happens!