It was a boring morning in the Mystery Shack one day so Dipper and Mabel decided to go for a walk in the woods. after all, their summer in Gravity Falls was almost over and they wanted to take advantage of their free time whenever they were able. They were just about to lock up the bag door and start off into the woods when Soos saw them leaving.
"Hey doods mind if I tag along? Melody's flight is on layover so I'm kinda bored and stuff today" They both looked at each other and shrugged. "Sure, guess so"
Dipper, Mabel and Soos were walking through the forest for hours they stumbled upon, crumbled up on the path a few McDonald's big mac wrappers. "That's weird..." Dipper muttered. "Hey guys, Isn't the nearest McDonald's in Portland...?" Soos and Mabel just shrugged because it wasn't really their thing. The further they walked, it took about half an hour more for them to hear any sign of civilization. Soon they were on the edge of a road, and with no car in sight. They must've gotten to one of the borderlines of Gravity Falls, because there across the street, in plain sight was a McDonald's and they all knew for sure none were in Gravity falls. "Must be new...?" Mabel wondered out loud. Soos spoke up too, "I don't know about you dudes but even though I don't like this stuff I'm pretty hungry. Wanna go inside?"
"Sure yeah Soos"
"I'm not getting bacon!" Mabel shouted, and they both heard an oink coming from inside her backpack. Dipper groaned. "ugh...Mabel, WHY did you have to bring Waddles with." Mabel shrugged. "I didn't want him to feel left out!"
And all three of them crossed the street and opened the door of the McDonald's, and the door rang.
"Garnpfhhh why are wephfhere-again?" Steven tried to speak through mouthfuls of burger. "Vacation." she muttered with a really creepy looking grin. Pearl and her Mystery Girl date were sitting at the table across from them. Something's wrong...Garnet thought. Pearl isn't usually this...enthusiastic about eating. "hey Garnet what are you staring at...?" Garnet pointed to a very hungry-looking Pearl who was shoveling big mac after big mac in her mouth, with no end in sight.
"Oh my god dudes," Soos whispered pointing to Pearl as they walked in. "I wish I could eat as much as that and still stay that size." While Soos was busy staring at Pearl over that envious fact, Dipper reached over and gripped Mabel's ass with one hand and leaned close to her and whispered,"Later when Soos is busy eating his food, meet me in the restroom."
Mabel bit her lip and nodded; her, Soos and Dipper went up to the counter to order. Just as they finished ordering, They heard the boy with the Star shirt pipe up from his table across the room. "excuse me, could you mind grabbing me some extra ketchup packets please?" "Sure dood," Soos walked over to Steven and dropped them on his plate. Steven started squeezing out packet after packet and beginning on his 20th big mac. That's when Garnet spoke up. "Steven , you've had enough."
"FUCK YOU BITCH, I'LL BE DONE WHEN I SAY I'M DONE!" Garnet's eyes went wide, what has come over him? She thought. Meanwhile As soos went to sit down with their food Dipper and Mabel we're running into the bathroom.
Dipper slammed the door behind them and yanked Mabel's sweater off and Immediately stripped down to only his vest and told her to get under him. Mabel started to suck on his balls and Dipper let out a loud groan before holding her head to the floor and yanking on her hair so hard some of it was coming o-
Garnet had had enough of watching Steven stuff his face, what the fuck was going on here? "Pearl...what's wrong with Ste-"AGHUGHH! PEARL HAVE SOME DECENCY!" Both Pearl and the mystery Girl ignored her as they were sitting on the table, Mystery Girl's arms wrapped around Pearl forcing her tongue down Pearl's throat while Pearl's mouth was still full of burger, and that just made chewed up globs of burger start falling out of Pearl's mouth getting all over her, Msytery Girl, the floor...
Somehow Soos was oblivious to all this, as he too was starting to get hungrier than he'd thought. he hand't even noticed that he'd began to dig into the twins food aswell, but he didn't care. Something in him was getting...turned on by his own hunger. What was in this food...? Soos began to notice a pressure in between his legs and his nipples pressing through his shirt but ignored them. He was getting too hungry.
meanwhile, in the bathroom...
