Transformers, boo-hay! I don't own Transformers Prime or any of it's characters. Side note: who here hates Iron Man 3? Put that in your review.
The Autobots were all in the rec room; they had all the high-grand out, everyone was having good time, then Smokescreen said the supitest idea ever.
"Let's all play Truth or Dare," he said, drunk out of his mind.
"Are you asking us to play either Truth or Dare," responded Wheeljack, drunk as well, "because neither of those games sound good."
"No, they're not two games," said Arcee, "it's an Earth game where you ask a personal question to someone that they're suppose to answer, or dare someone into doing something that they want wouldn't do."
"Uh," replied, "I know we had something like that in the Wreckers."
"Jackie, don't tell them about it," warned Bulkhead.
"Yes, please don't tell them," Ultra Magnus added.
"Why, what's wrong with it?" Smokescreen asked.
"Frag you guys, I'm gonna tell 'em!" Wheeljack yelled like a lunatic, "the game is called: 'talk of frag.' It's where you either say something crazy but true, or you frag someone you hate."
"Yea, lets just play the Earth game," interjected Bumblebee.
"Good idea," everyone said once.
"Arcee, truth or dare," asked Smokescreen.
"Truth," Answered Arcee.
"Have you ever fraged two mechs at once?" the mech asked.
"No," answered Arcee with concern, "Wheeljack, truth or dare."
"Dare," the drunken Wrecker said.
"Smash a bottle of high grade against Magnus' head" dared Arcee.
"Okay," replied Wheeljack. Then he did it. 14 times.
"Well, Shoulder Pads dead," Wheeljack stated, "is everyone okay with stoping the game?"
"I'm not dead," replied Magnus.
"Yes, you are."
"I'm feeling better."
"No, you're almost dead, you're seeing a bright light."
"I think I'll go for a walk."
"Yea, lets just stop this madness," Smokescreen piped in.
"Not yet," said Bulkhead, getting up on the table "it's dancing time!"
At that point, everyone saw the most offensive dance moves ever. Smokescreen threw up, Bumblebee & Arcee slowly left the room, Ultra Magnus fainted, & Wheeljack stared saying: "the heart of this warrior cries in sorrow."
All an all, this was a New Years Eve party to remember. Not in a good way.
Well, that was bad.
*Explosion*
Wheeljack
Wheeljack: Ratchet did it.
Ratchet: I wasn't even in this FanFic!
*Sigh* well rate, review, & have a Happy New Year, lovelies.
