Long ago, in a far away land called the Kingdom of Konoha, there lived a young Prince named Sasuke Uchiha. He was a ladies man which meant he was loved by all the ladies in the land...but they were all chubby!
Fed up with being called a chubby chaser, Prince Sasuke declared, "I'm no chubby chaser darn it!" and ordered his reliable guard, Shikamaru Nara, to look for the perfect Princess that Sasuke could wed.
After a few calls here and there, Shikamaru finally found a Princess that seemed somewhat worthy of Sasuke's hand in Marriage. Her name was Princess Oro-Chan and she seemed absolutely perfect for Prince Sasuke...minus the fact that she was a crazed Pedophile!
Princess Oro-Chan had long flowing black hair and pale skin that every woman in the land was envious of. When Princess Oro-Chan heard that Prince Sasuke was looking for a Princess to wed she almost had a heart attack. Mostly because she was so old but no one could tell she was actually a bajillion years old because of how youthful she looked. She had her people (Kabuto) contact Sasuke's people (Shikamaru) and they set up plans for Princess Oro-Chan and Prince Sasuke to meet.
Thus, Sasuke began his journey to the Kingdom of the Sound.

Meanwhile in Oro-Chan's castle...
"Kabuto, I want you to contact everyone in the land and notify them that I am to be wedded by Konoha's finest Prince yet! And please do not forget about Princess Sakura and Princess Ino! I'm sure they'll be overjoyed to hear this grand news~", Princess Oro-Chan said sly-like.
"But what about Princess Naruto, you're Highness? Surely once Prince Sasuke-kun see's her he'll drop you instantly and steal her away..." Kabuto replied meekly.
"I will not let that wicked Princess Naruto steal my hubby again!" shouted Princess Oro-Chan as her face filled with fury," Not again!!"
"Lock her up in the tallest tower in the land that is surrounded by molten rocks and is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire!!", Princess Oro-Chan ordered.
"Of course you're Highness. Surely we can find a place like that because there are tons of them EVERYWHERE!", Kabuto replied with a smirk and bounded off to hire a ninja to escort Princess Naruto to the most dreaded place in the Land, Hell itself...or better known as...TSUNADE'S CAVE!
Tsunade was a dragon that was the most feared in the history of dragons. She was very old but didn't look like it and was hot tempered...and liked to gamble with her dragon buddies but lost every time...
Kabuto hired the ninja called Zabuza Momochi or better known as...THE DEMON OF THE MIST!!!
But, you see, he wasn't really a demon because he had a body guard named Haku who looked like a lady but was a dude and was so adorable but was a crazy muddah f-er. Haku protected Zabuza because he was his special person.
So, Haku and Zabuza rolled Princess Naruto up in seaweed and began to carry her to Tsunade's Cave.

Meanwhile Sasuke was still on his journey to Princess Oro-Chan's Castle when he came upon a Bridge.
'A bridge!' he thought
'I must be careful for those dreaded trolls everyone is talking about lately...
I heard they are crazier than dogs in hubcap factories...wait..what are hubcaps?!'
While Prince Sasuke was lost in his thoughts thinking about dogs and what the heck hubcaps were...A powerful troll known as Gaara of the Sand crawled out from under his bridge and decided he was in a bad mood and he was going to challenge this prince to a battle of riddles!
"Prince Sasuke, eh?" Gaara the Troll asked rather loudly to knock Prince Sasuke out of his jumbled mind.
Realizing someone was speaking to him, Sasuke replied cooly,"Ahem, yes. I am Prince Sasuke from the Kingdom of Konoha," he turned his back to the person he was speaking to, not knowing he was a troll, "Who might you be?" he added coldly.
"Hn", Replied the troll. "Everyone knows not to turn your back on a troll for you may be attacked by giant dancing onigiri!!"
Realizing now that the person he turned his back to was a troll he started to do the "whataya do?!" dance and was looking around frantically flailing his arms.
The troll smirked and said,"Oh yes, and did you hear that now you also get curb stomped by dolphins the size of ants?" Sasuke's eyes grew tremendously huge and he started to fish flop for some odd reason as his way of expressing his fear.
By then the troll was on the ground laughing.
"awawawawakekekeke!", laughed Gaara.
Sasuke stopped fish flopping and asked nervously,"W-where are these creatures that are suppost to kill me?!"
"Awa-I!-awawakeke-LIED!-awawawkekekekekeawa," Gaara said in-between laughs.
"Oh...", Replied Sasuke feeling the huge amount of dread fall from his shoulders.
"Well then...I'll just be on my way then~" Sasuke said as he began to march boldly towards the bridge.
"Ah-ah-ahh~", said Gaara, mockingly.
"To cross this bridge you must solve my riddle!"
"Hah?" Sasuke asked in disbelief.
"Oh, yes. Don't think I'll let you prance off that easily~," Said Gaara in a sing-song voice.

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Will Sasuke get away from Gaara the Troll?
Or will he answer the riddle wrong and get curb stomped by those mythical creatures I made up?!
Will Zabuza and Haku finish their mission?!
Will Kabuto all of a sudden become jealous?!
WILL I STOP RAMBLING AND GIVING MY IDEAS AWAY?!
find out next :3