Do I really need a disclaimer? It's called fanfiction for a reason.
Closet
"Hey, Mitsuru, could you bring me the ladder?" Akihiko asked. It was June 6th, 2009, and Junpei, Yukari, and -most importantly- Minato, their leader, had left for the night. Therefore, Mitsuru proclaimed that no matter how bored Akihiko was, they couldn't go to Tartarus. Because of the lack of things to do, Akihiko, having finished his homework, thought that they should play a game- Monopoly, the game on the top shelf, to be exact.
"Fine, fine. I'm coming." Mitsuru curtly replied.
"Make sure to leave the door open; the lock broke. It can only be opened from the outside." Akihiko noted.
"Got it. And here's the ladder." Mitsuru said.
Unfortunately, by some sick twist of fate -actually, Fuuka entering the building- the door shut. And locked them inside.
"I got it!" Akihiko shouted.
"Uhh...Akihiko...we have a problem." Mitsuru muttered.
"What kind of problem?" Akihiko asked, suspicion laced in his voice.
"The door shut." Mitsuru mumbled.
A string of profanities could be heard from Akihiko.
Fifteen minutes later...
"When will SOMEONE open the door?" Akihiko shouted, annoyed.
"Akihiko, it's only been fifteen minutes. You can't expect Fuuka to notice we're missing THAT fast." Mitsuru reasoned.
"Yes, I can. Now-" Akihiko started.
"Sit. Down. NOW." Mitsuru commanded.
"Yes, ma'am." Akihiho stuttered, sitting down and assuming the fetal position.
As the ladder fell to the ground, Mitsuru, frightened and screaming, jumped into Akihiko's lap and squishing against him.
"Mitsuru, could you...um...get off my lap?" Akihiko asked, blushing and trying to push Mitsuru off.
But Mitsuru quickly dozed off in Akihiko's lap, beginning to snuggle with him- or in her sleepy mind, the bundle of warmth.
Because he realized that no, Mitsuru would NOT be getting off him, he laid down and went to sleep- on top of Mitsuru.
Three hours later...
"OH MY GOD!! MITSURU AND AKIHIKO ARE GOING OUT!!"
The sleeping "couple" would have a lot of explaining to do the next morning.
THE END
A/N: Hello, this is Raiden! This is going to be a collection of Persona 3 one-shots. If you have a theme request and want to see it here, please post it in a review! If you want a pairing, go on my profile and vote! And I'm leaving who said that Mitsuru and Akihiko are going out to the imagination...