A/N: Hey guys! I hope you really enjoy this fic! I collabed with one of the most great authors I know, JessicaKan, who's actually published! And she's my inspiration, along with Stephanie Meyers for writing this fan fic. I hope you enjoy the next part in my series!
Carly sat in her new car with Sam and Freddie, scrolling through her Pear Phone. Carly turns to her two friends and quirkly says "Hey guys wanna know what would be really cute and funny?"
"What Carls?" Freddie responded. Carly pulls out a bottle of vodka.
"Freddie, turn on iCarly!" Carly demanded. Freddie sighed. He still hasn't gotten over the last iCarly show they did.
"Carly, do you think this is a good idea?" Freddie questioned, looking at Sam, who was eating some unknown meat. Carly then pulled out the knife she used to kill the hobo, which was still covered in his blood.
"DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY YOU WAZZBAG!" Carly screamed, waving the knife near Freddie's neck. Freddie, who is secretly a huge S&M freak, started sucking on the knife. Carly then pulled the knife out of his mouth and he moaned, licking the new cut on his lips as he started streaming iCarly on his phone.
"Hey people of Earth!" Carly greeted her fans. "Watch me drive my new car after I shotgun this bottle of vodka!" Carly downed the whole bottle in a flash. She drunkenly started her car, after fumbling with putting the key in the hole for a few minutes.
Sam commented, "Hey my mom does this a lot," before going back to gnawing on her meat. Carly started the car and sped out of the parking lot, swerving dangerously.
"Let's take it to these sidewalk suckers!" Carly slurred. She started driving along the sidewalk, plowing over all of the innocent pedestrians. Sam started laughing hysterically, as she slowly descended into madness after witnessing the homeless man's murder.
"I love the way their blood reminds me of the ketchup on this meat!" she muttered as she ferociously sucked on the bone left from the meat.
It wasn't long until Carly smashed her car into the Groovy Smoothie killing several. This included Gibby, Guppy, and Sam's mom, who was on a date with them.
Sam saw her mother's dead body and laughed, getting out of the car and starting to chew on it. Carly also got out of the car, with a glass shard coming out of her shoulder. "Eyyy fuck all y'all," she slurred, stumbling over Gibby's fat corpse.
A man she had not seen before, walked up to her and said "Yo you look pretty chill, you wanna start dealing for me homie?" Carly was terrified because he was black, and she knew what T-bo had done to the homeless man, so she pulled her glock out of her Converse, and shot him in the head. She then searched his pockets for the drugs, pulling them out and hiding them in her blood stained, puffy orange jacket.
Freddie then stumbled out of the car, falling over, and the puking on Guppy's corpse, which was half naked for some reason. Spencer then walks into the crash site, completely oblivious to the carnage. "Hey guys check out my new socks Socko made me!" he said, lifting up his pant leg to reveal his socks with glowing pot leaves on them. "Watcha got there kidderonie? Spencer asked, seeing Carly holding several bags of cocaine."
"Oh nothing Spencer!" Carly said with a high smile.
Freddie laughed, "Let's go home!"
Epilogue: Carly just left the shard in her shoulder, because it made her unique and different. She learned that one of the victims in the crash was Jess Lisi, little did she know this name would mean much more to her than someone she just murdered in the future. Freddie vowed never to drink again, and to only drink to get tipsy, but never actually did that, and wound up getting drunk the next week and confessing his love for Gibby at a party. Sam kept her mom's body, and shares it with her cats, eating it with them nightly.