Chapter 1
-Secret in the Closet!-

Okita couldn't believe he was taking this baby-sitting job. There had to be someone else who was more professional than him. No, it wasn't exactly baby sitting; he was "visiting" that monster under the request of danna. Why? Because Gin and Hijikata were having a wild two-way drunk party, and he wanted no part in that. But still, why did he accept this job? He must have been struck in the head by a brick wall or it could have been all that clamor from those two men. Either way, he's on the path to destruction.

As he arrived at the Yorozuya doorway, he brushed his hand through his hair and remembered clearly about the conversation that he and Gintoki had at the traditional public bar. The aroma of smoke and beer mixed around with his drunk vice captain and the silver hair man, as they laughed loudly and sang horribly with stupefied slurs. Sakata stopped, instructing his drunken friend: "No, no, you got it all wrong, chum. It goes like [bleep bleep bleep]."

Slamming down the ceramic cup, while pointing his finger at him, Hijikata objected loudly, "You gotta be stupid. That's not how it went! It was like [bloop bloop bloop]."

Gintoki placed his hand onto his chin in thinking, as if he was contemplating anything in that airy head of his, at this state. He could barely find his own drinking cup - that's how wasted he was. "I was sure it went like how it went. Oh, well, let's drink the night away till we throw up," he declared, chortling and patting Hijikata on the back, "Soichiro-kun, pour us a drink!"

"It's Sougo," Okita corrected for the fiftieth time. As they were chirping distorted-ly and dancing away, Sougo thought this would have been the best opportunity to pull a dirty prank against Toshiro. He grabbed their cups close to him, poured them their drinks, and spitted into Hijikata's cup discreetly. Without showing his emotions, he passed them their alcohol. "Here."

They both accepted it and chugged it down at once. "Hey, Soujiro-kun, I have a favor. Will you listen?" Sakata asked, setting himself down with a thump.

"Sougo," he repeated.

"Whatever, same shit. Anyways, I want you to watch over Kagura tonight. I left the poor girl by herself and forgot to feed her," he explained, "Will you go, Sousuke-kun?" Even with that befuddled head, he was thinking that Okita felt left out and wasn't having much fun drinking with them. How old was he anyways? Well, that didn't matter as long as he was out of the way... "Come on." He nudged him and winked.

And so he accepted willingly. He couldn't take his mind off about that creepy wink which seemed to signify something might happen at this hour. Whatever it is, he's about to find out. He opened the sliding door slowly. It was surprising that it was unlocked at this time of night, but with China and her monstrous dog, they both made two dangerous guardians of this small abode, not that there was anything worth stealing. Continuing onward with door closed and shoes taken off, he finally made his way into the empty living quarters. Empty. Huh, where was she? He eyed over to the couches and table. No one sleeping there. He casually walked in deeper and trekked his way into danna's room, which had the huge dog sleeping. Where could have she gone? He, sure as hell, came here for nothing and decided, instead of playing this hide-and-seek game, that he should just go home to sleep. As he took his last observation around, he heard a thump against a wall and a shuffling noise. Another thump came from that same wall and he quietly tread to the drumming. Could it be?

Okita curiously uncovered the closet and found China staring at him... topless, NAKED. Without even thinking for less than a millisecond, he quickly grabbed a camera and took the photo. This had to be the best blackmail material ever! Danna, you're the best. One thing's for sure though: he didn't even realize that the red-head girl actually had breast under there. It had to be around almost B-cup size. Her body was surprisingly slim for someone who ate at least ten bowls of rice a day, also with a bit of curve there. Just like her creamy pale face, her frame was identical. He was rather enamored by her structure and was actually getting a little... hard. Wait, over her?! That has to be a joke. No, it just clearly tells him that he would be okay with seeing any female's boobs. Which is about pathe- Well, no, he was just like any hormonal young men.

It was too late for Kagura, when she shut the door. At the time when he clearly got the picture, she was too distraught and flustered to do anything or scream at him. And right now, that's what she wanted to do; she wanted to cry. Why him? Of all the people why did he have to be the first one to see her naked? She covered herself with the blanket and huddled herself in it, while praying for a time machine. "W-what the fuck are you doing here, you Sadist?!" she screamed.

With his back against the stationary wall, as he stared at the image for the last time and hid his devise in his hakama pocket, Sougo smirked, his eyes gleaming and proudly said, "Danna, told me to come over here to watch over you. I didn't know there was gonna be a reward for me being here. I thank you, China. I'll make sure to put this picture to good use." This was perfect. He could have her in the palm of his hand with this evidence. Oh, all the things he could have her do!

In record time, she dressed into her red China shirt and kicked down the entryway. Jumping out, she instantly grabbed the top of his traditional Japanese wear with one hand, poking her finger furiously near his collar bone and demanding, "Give it, you bastard!" Even with that, he still had the vexatious sneer on his face which angered her even more; her face was red from blushing and her rage. "I really don't like the look in your eyes. You're thinking of something sadistic, aren't you?!" Her stomach hurdled up and down, as she could tell this would be going in the wrong direction.

That girl knew him too well, but he didn't want to admit anything, so he gave away his innocent look and raised his hands at head level. "Whatever do you mean by that, China." His eyes rolled. As it shifted down to her chest, that image of her bareness came back to his head. How tempting.

"Stop playing innocent! It doesn't suit you!" Kagura retorted, slamming him against the wall, "Gimme that camera!" Fucking hell, she hated this guy for being a damn sadist. If he wasn't like this, she would have actually taking a liking to him.

A thought popped, making him grin - knowing this was really going to piss her off now. "Oi, China, don't be so rough there. And for you information, I used a digital camera."

"So what about that?" she questioned.

"You really are out of the loop, huh? It means just breaking the camera will do nothing, since I have it in a memory card," he answered, winking at her, "Let's have a deal. What do you say?"

Her eyes still glared at him. She was getting scared to find out what this "deal" would be, but she had to submit to him for now. She didn't want to resort to violence that would lead to his death; she had to control her instincts. Even though Sougo was really quick on his feet, she could probably kill him, when she goes berserk. "What deal?" she asked, letting go of him and crossing her arms.

Checkmate. "At-a-girl. You really do know how to listen." Okita patted her gently on the head. "If you - " He paused pretending to think; he already knew what he wanted. " - do what I say for a month, I'll delete the picture," he said with a grin.

A month?! A day or week she could endure, but a month is pushing it. "Are you serious? Screw that." She waved her hand and pouted.

"Aww, c'mon, China." Sougo bend down to take a closer look at her sulky face. "If you don't agree to the contract, I might as well email all of Edo your picture and you wouldn't want that, right?"

"Shorten it, you asshole, and we'll make a deal." She crossed her arms again in disapproval.

"Look, China, you only need to listen to me, when I'm around. When I work, you are free to do whatever you wish. How about it? I'm only trying to be fair," Sougo explained, placing his hand on her shoulder.

Kagura had to give in. There was no way she was going to win with him in possession of her photo. "Alright, fine."

"Also, the conditions are: 1. You are to call me Okita-sama; 2. You are not allowed to run away from me on my break time; and 3. You are also not allowed to threaten or beat me up." As he said this, each time, he put one finger up after another.

"No way!" She stomped her foot down.

"Deals off then, I get to keep the pictures and do whatever I want with 'em."

Grr, it just has to go his way. "Okita-san, that's all I'm calling you." She even felt uncomfortable pronouncing that.

"Fair enough. Starting tomorrow." Man, he should have thought of this a long time ago, but at least, he got his chance. "I'm gonna go, China." He was just about to take a step, until he found the need to say this: "Oh, and China, you got a nice body there." Winking at her, he snickered quietly and left the blushing girl. Although, his sexual desires wasn't fulfilled, he didn't find it necessary to go that far and thought maybe it would be better to save that for the future; in the back of his mind, he was honestly thinking of groping her.

Thirty days of a Yato girl as his slave, this was definitely a day to remember.

Author's Note: At first, I was gonna make this a one-shot with lemons and smut in it, but I decided it would probably be best to have a tint of it and make it into chapters. I'm sure it'll be fine if Okita had a little perverted thoughts, especially when Kagura was shown naked to him by chance. Unless, I should add the smut? Anyways, tell me what you think through reviews and suggestions would be greatly appreciated. :3