In the deepest, coldest part of Ooo, where penguins roamed and worked. The Ice King was making yet another pathetic attempt at making his world of fanfiction a reality. What he didn't realize? The world he had created in his messed-up head, already existed.

His futile attempts at magic were not the only ones; for across the interdimensional breach: another was trying to make her comic book a reality, The Ice Queen. She desired a broader selection of men to capture and forcefully wed. None except you and I, dear reader, know that she also had bigger plans for the citizens of Ooo and Aaa. It was on this day, that both their fantasies would become reality.

"Ice and wind, come to my command!" Ice King shouted, feeling the magic surge at his fingertips as an icy wind encircled him. However, in a second breath, seemingly out of nowhere, a small penguin, Gunther, waddled in and tugged on the Ice Kings muumuu. The Ice King felt the magic disintegrate from around him, as he turned to the penguin with an irritated glare.

"Gunther! I'm working! Make yourself scarce, so I can make my fanfiction a reality!" The Ice King yelled angrily. Gunther looked down at his feet and quacked bashfully. The Ice King showed no pity, and shooed him to the next room.

In Aaa the Ice Queen was also trying her luck at journeying to Ooo. The sound of grown men moaning filled her castle and her thoughts.

"Please help! Help!" The Princes of Aaa screamed. The Ice Queen began to grow annoyed, and walked over to her small, cramped prison.

"Shut up you wimps! If you get hungry, eat Wild Berry Prince. If you get thirsty, lick the wall." Ice Queen demanded with an icy cut to her tone. The men continued to groan, and Wild Berry Prince shielded himself in the corner by covering his head with his hands. The Ice Queen froze their lips shut, and continued with her work.

Almost by fate, the two royal mages began to chant the same curse.

"By the powers of ice and snow, cold and wind form, give me the power of all powerful Glob! Grant me access to my deepest desire! Form the Earth, Slime, Candy and Fire!" They screamed, throwing their hands to the sky in triumph.

A moment passed, and there was nothing. The monarchs stood defeated, yet again, until a loud boom erupted in both of their ears. The Ice Queen and King flew back against their prisons in equal amazement. There eyes shimmered and sparkled from the light as the interdimensional portal began forming.

When the light dimmed down to only the natural sunlight; they saw each other. As each approached the portal slowly, they realized that they were not just looking into a melted ice reflection.

"It worked! My fanfiction... a reality!" Ice King yelled in delight, already slowly reaching out to touch his greatest accomplishment. The Ice Queen stood stoic, a bit dumbfounded.

"You mean my comic book! Ice... King." Ice Queen reached for Ice Kings face, and felt his shaggy, white beard. Her slight smile turned to maniacal laughter; pushing The Ice King out of the way and running to his balcony. The Queen cackled as she looked over the land of Ooo.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" She yelled. Though her celebration didn't last long, because before Ice King could say another word, she was pushing past him again to venture to her next destination.

*Fiona and Cake's house*

"Hey, Cake?" Fiona asked, prodding at her shoe-covered toes. The warrior looked quite ridiculous, and was laying down on the floor, against the wall, with her feet in the air. Cake was sitting in a chair, reading a book about figs.

"Yes, Fiona?" Cake replied, sparing a glance up at her.

Fiona brought her left foot in for closer observation. "Do you think my foot is bigger then my face?" Fiona asked.

Cake sat her book down and began to give Fiona her full attention. "No honey you see-" Cake was cut off abruptly, by the Ice Queen; she had frozen a part of their tree house.

"Ice Queen! What the plop?' Fiona screamed. The Ice Queen smiled, villainously, and began to fly away.

"Come on Cake, we have to go!" Fiona yelled, already grabbing her green backpack. Cake jumped up, and ran to Fiona's side. They chased after the Ice Queen to Marshall Lee's cave.

"What the?! Ice Queen?! Get out of here! No don't you! Ice Queen!" Marshal shouted. Fiona and Cake suddenly saw Ice Queen fly out of the cave with Marshall Lee's axe guitar, and Marshal was following close behind.

"You give that back right now, or I will take it back! When I get that axe back, I swear to Glob, I will chop your ugly blue head off with it!" Marshall screamed, his eyes engulfed in flames. Ice Queen ignored him, of course, and continued to fly towards the Sugar Kingdom.

*The Sugar Kingdom*

Prince Gumball strolled, enjoying a nice day out in the town-square collecting samples for his experiments.

"Uh huh. Mhm yes." He mumbled as he examined a piece of fruit carefully. The Ice Queen made easy work of simply descending from the sky to capture him; like a hawk catches its prey..

"Ah! Put me down, by order of the Sugar Kingdom!" Prince Gumball yelled, flailing his pink limbs here and there to try and escape. The Ice Queen ignored his annoying whimpers and demands, and continued flying. Marshal was still behind, but followed closely on the Ice Queen's tail.

They finally made it back to the Ice Kingdom, and the group nearly charged the queen as soon as they landed. However, when they returned, they witnessed Ice King laying on the floor, making out with his hand. They paused for a second, and shared a moment of disgust.

"Ew who is that? The only guy actually willing to marry you?" Marshall joked, pointing at Ice King. The Ice Queen turned, and scowled at the Vampire King.

"I wouldn't joke like that if I were you, he is highly intelligent, and absolutely ripped. Plus I have Hambo and your Axe guitar." Ice Queen snickered. Fiona struggled to hold back the vengeful vampire, as he thrashed for a taste of revenge. Gumball gave him a glare, as Ice Queen put him down and ran through the portal.

With a strong wind, she pulled her collected group through after her. A final blast of ice covered their escape home, and they looked at her with a new anger.

"I've brought you here, and locked you in. That ice I put over the portal will melt in five days, and at that point you will be able to leave this world. However, you all must spend time in this world until then." Ice Queen explained, handing Marshal Lee his guitar. "You're going to need that."

"Of course I need this, it's mine!" Marshal barked, infuriated to see little blue fingerprints up his baby's neck. The Ice Queen handed him handed them all maps, and ordered them all to explore. Marshal tore his map in two, and flew out the window without another word to any of his companions. He didn't care where he was, as long as it was away from that crazy, old, c-...

So I wrote this when I was like, thirteen, and I know there was like over a dozen people reading this. I wanted to re-visit and edit this a bit for those people, considering that Adventure Time as come to a close. I hope anyone still looking at both this site, let alone this story, find it easier to read. I know that I used to think about things to do with this story for hours. Thanks again to those original shout outs, and people who inspired me to write bigger and better things.