Hello fans. Once again luckygirl88 is writing about yet another twisted tale, but this time my parings are different. I'm writing about NaruXSaku. Why am I writing this you ask? Simple, to try and escape the depressing emo stories I write and move to a more caring and loving friendship side of life. Just like most of my stories, two characters will see into each other lives and learn something that they never had before. So, if you don't like twisted tales, then stop reading, if you love romance in weird ways, then continue to read. Now for my twisted novel.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any characters from the show. I did not copy right any idea from the series or any one else. If I owned it, then the show would be messed up and I would probably die.

Chapter 1 "Life of a Hokage"

I begin to roam the streets of the Leaf Village, my normal walk about. The ramen shop smelled so good as I passed by it. Fresh, delicious and irresistible ramen of multiple flavors started to make my mouth drool. I quickly walked past the shop, trying not to get distracted.

"Hmm, what was I suppose to do today? Oh, wait, I remember now. I remember now! I totally forget all about it! I need to get over to the Hokage's office quick!" I said to myself.

I began sprinting for my life. I couldn't believe I forgot the crystal in my pocket. I located this particular item on the way back from my mission. I figured it belonged to some one or it was stolen, considering its details, shape and writing, it probably was worth more than I could afford. I wouldn't learn till later that this was the being of my problems.

I reached the door to the Hokage's office, finally. On my way there, I ran over a few barrels, got chased by chickens and if this wasn't a flash back before, I got chased by bulls, again! Why was it always me in these situations!? It was never Sasuke or Sakura or Kakashi. Anyways, I opened the door slowly, then suddenly some one opened it wide and smacked me into the wall. I was going to feel that later for sure.

"Owww! Watch where your…Oh, hey Sakura,"

"Oh, I'm sorry Naruto. Here, let me help you up,"

That pretty voice that just said my name was Sakura Haruno. I've always loved her, but she seemed to never notice me that much, only if I'm hurt, saving her life or doing an awesome battle with "Her Ex-Boyfriend".

"Thanks Sakura. You didn't have to open the door so hard,"

"Yeah, but I'm in rush. I have to get all this paper work done for Tsunade and then the girls and I are having a night out. It will be fun, once I get this paper work done,"

She started to grit her teeth together at the last sentence. Which, I didn't understand. If she hated paper work, then why is she still working for Tsunade? Oh, yeah I forgot, she is still training.

"Well Naruto, I'd better get going. Tsunade is in there by herself now, so you can talk to her in private. I will catch you later," She said and took off, leaving behind a cheerful smile and wave. What a gal she was!

I went into the office and Tsunade turned around slowly at me. She seemed pissed off. Was it Meta pause again? I can never till since she is so old. How old is she? I lose count every single time. Guess that's why I call her Granny Tsunade.

"Hello Naruto, what are you doing here? You know you have the day off," The old bat spoke in her ancient wisdom, or so it seemed like.

"Yeah I know, but on my mission yesterday, I found this thing and figured it must belong to some one you know. It was lying on the ground when I came across it. You just have to see it!"

I was too thrilled, not even thrilled, more like overly enjoyed. I just had to let her see it! It was important to me that she sees it.

"Alright Naruto, give me the item that you claim is important," She said sarcastically.

I slipped the item out of my shuriken case and gave it to her. She seemed puzzled at first, but then understood and nodded.

"I see then. We just recently got a notice from a village up stream that a particular item was missing. They described it as being an ancient crystal, aqua color with some bizarre writing. By what I can tell, this must be it, but why would some one go into this much trouble to steal it?"

"How the hell would I know? It's just an item, means nothing, right?"

"Well Naruto, they say that the tribe who created it gave it certain specific abilities, only the clan knows how to unlock it, but the clan died early, so no one can figure it out,"

"I'd bet I could! Give it to me,"

I started reaching my hands for it and yanked it out of her hand.

"No Naruto! I don't want to risk it,"

She pulled back, but I pulled again.

"Please Granny Tsunade; I won't do anything dangerous,"

She gripped it harder and pulled back more furious at me.

"No Naruto! Stop asking!"

"No!"

It was like tug a war now. Neither side had any one cheering for them, but I knew I would win, eventually. I pulled, then she, then me and so forth. Finally, I pulled with all my strength and flew backwards. I didn't mean for this to happen, but my big fat butt smashed the crystal into ameba size pieces.

"Now you did it Naruto. How am I going to explain to the village that there "lost toy" is broken?"

"I don't know, but I'm starting to feel funny. It's too hard to describe, but feels like, well not chakra, but something similar,"

"Similar?" Tsunade asked me puzzled again.

"Yeah like…"

Suddenly, everything stopped. Time felt like it froze still. Colors swerved and mixed together into this weird hippie like blend. Before long, I was staring at myself and I felt way heavier than before and why was I in high heels?

"Naruto! Snap out it! I can tell your using a genjutsu to sneak out of your punishment,"

"What jutsu? I'm not doing anything,"

"If you're not doing anything, then why do I…"

She paused and stared down at my rough hands. I cocked my head to the side and suddenly noticed light blonde hair, in a pink tail. Wait, my hair was never this long or color! I looked back, figuring some one was going to scream, but no one did.

"Naruto…I think we some how switched places. Weird cause no one ever thought of that idea before, only transforming. Hmm, I need to added that to my list,"

"Wait, your not scared or anything?" I asked with a confused glance.

"Scared? Nahya, we deal with strange things all the time. When your Hokage, you just deal with whatever life throws at you,"

"I actually never thought of it that way,"

"No one does. Now, my problem is what to do with you. You can't be your self, yet you can't be all me. I don't want you getting drunk at a young age now and I don't defiantly want you staring down at my breast,"

"Oh yeah like that isn't hard," I rolled my eyes over back at her.

"Well then, I don't see you coming up with any better ideas,"

"Look, we will just live life as each other and deal with whatever comes our way. Besides, I don't do much unless instructed to do so. You can relax for once and live life being young…I think,"

"Whatever, I'd better get going. Besides, I will let you deal with Sakura now. She is about to enter very shortly. So I'm off,"

Tsunade leaves and hops out the window living my life, like it wasn't strange seeing me leave or having to be in a granny's body with massive boob size. Kind of creepy, but I could deal with it, now that I'm Hokage. Hokage powers, the ability to force people to my whim, it was like heaven.

"Lady Tsunade I'm back. How was your chat with Naruto?"

I turned and saw her darling soft face. I calmed down and tried to think of what Tsunade would say, which isn't too hard.

"It was fine. He was being a nuisance as always,"

"Figures, I want to ask you something, if that is ok,"

Wow, I guess Sakura believed me; then again I have Tsunade's voice, so I could imagine the normal reaction.

"Sure Sakura,"

"I want to know if you're interested in coming to my slumber party tonight. You never come, you say you're always busy, even through your not,"

She had a sad expression on her face and this was the only time that maybe I could understand Sakura better.

"Sure Sakura, I will some tonight. You have my word,"

I so much wanted to say my old catch phase, but knew I had to drop it.

"Oh thank you! You don't know how much this means to me! I'm going to get ready now, so I will see you at seven o' clock."

With that we waved good bye and I stood at the village thinking I just made the biggest mistake of my life.