Hello, everyone! This is my first warriors humor piece, actually this is a bunch of stories, mainly short ones, but anyway, I'm not that good at humor stories, but that still doesn't mean you shouldn't read it. R&R, please!
This first one is of Cloudtail meeting a very strange StarClan cat. It is very random.
Brightheart is walking around camp, looking for Cloudtail and calling his name.
"Cloudtail, Cloudtail!" She yowls.
"BOOO, I AM A STARCLAN GHOOOST!" A voice calls from behind the nursery.
Brightheart chuckles. "Alright, Cloudtail, you got me."
"Huh?" Cloudtail steps out from behind his mate, carrying a fish. "I got you? I was just catching fish from RiverClan; don't tell anyone." He winks.
Brightheart hears a rustle from behing the nursery. She turns to see a starry white tom who looked exactly like Cloudtail but bigger and see-through.
Brightheart looks from one cat to another and shrieks. She wobbles down to the floor, her eyes white, and her legs sprawled out.
"COOL!" Cloudtail bursts. "I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY CAT DO THAT BEFORE!"
The two cats stare at each other for a very long time, until a deep dark voice crashes down to the camp. It is calling out to the StarClan cat.
"I gotsta go, dude. See ya'll later." He winks and dances up to the sky, knocking a ton of branches out of the trees above the camp. He lets out a creepy laugh, and his tongue sticks out and his eyes become crossed.
"Okaaaaay... That's one weird cat." Cloudtail mews, then walks away.
Brightheart wakes up then looks around. She whispers, "Did I... miss something?"