Hey guys, me and DP are back with another collab. It started out with a chat about us being kidnapped by our crushes and…. HERE WE ARE! Anyway, let's start.

A few years ago, the world of Equestria and the world of the Under Realm joined together, due to some ponies from Eqeustria going crazy. The rulers of the worlds, Princess Celestia and Lord Zalgo, ruled the new joint world together despite hating everything about each other. But, still worked together in order to look after their kingdom. However, there was one problem, the clown and the draconequus.

Laughing Jack, the killer clown of the Under-Realm, and Discord, the 'reformed' draconequus, became very good friends. However, this lead to many pranks in both the Eqeustria and Under-Realm from in, some even getting very dangerous and life threatening. In order to protect everyone, and pony, Zalgo and Princess Celestia banned Laughing Jack and Discord from their home. It had been years and they never returned. Everyone thought they were gone forever…..

Until now….

The dark blue alicorn slowly woke up, yawning to find herself tied up. "Ow, my head…." The princess moaned, turning to find a woman tied next her. A living scarecrow with a brown dress, bandaged arms and legs, with long black hair and black eyes. "Scarecrow?"

The scarecrow, named Scarecrow, turned to find the alicorn. "Luna?" She asked, before gasping. "Luna, your horn is….a lollipop…." She gasped, Luna looked and screamed. Leading to two males to laugh.

"Oh no…."

"Oh no…."

The light then showed two people. One was a draconequus, his eyes glowing in the darkness. Next to him, stood a clown with colourless outfit, black hair, a black and white cone nose, black claws and sharp teeth.

"Discord."

"Laughing Jack."

They smiled, walking over towards them. Laughing Jack smiled and looked at Scarecrow while Discord looked at Luna.

"Well, maybe Celestia and Zalgo might rethink about banishing us again. Huh buddy?" Discord asked Jack, chuckling at Luna's new horn.

"Oh yes, pal! They'll certainly think again." Laughing Jack replied. However, just as they were ready to tourtue their new 'Playmates', Princess Celestia and Zalgo appeared.

"Discord, Laughing Jack, we knew that you would return for revenge." Celestia spoke, strongly as Discord and Laughing Jack gasped.

"How did you find us?" Laughing Jack asked, folding his arms in anger.

"Jack, you have the loudest laugh. It even rivals Pinkie Pie's!" Zalgo replied, Discord shot Jack a look before teleporting the two girls away.

"MY SISTER!" Celestia screamed.

"MY LOYAL SERVANT!" Zalgo roared.

The chaotic duo stared at them before frowning. "We're tired of being alone with just each other. We want…..a new 'companion' to play with." Laughing Jack replied, smirking.

"As in….?" Zalgo asked, confused.

"We would like to ask for something in return…." Discord said, with the same smirk as Jack.

Celestia stood forward. "What are your demands, Jack and Discord?" They smirked.

"If you would ever want to see your loved ones again, you must find us a bride each." The duo said together.

Celestia and Zalgo looked at them weirdly. "You want a WHAT!?" They asked, looking shocked.

"Yeah, you heard us. We would like to start a life with a wife for us. Two females, for two females."

"I guess that makes some sense."

"And we promise that we won't bother you, Equestria or the Under-Realm ever again…."

Zalgo and Celestia looked at eachother, before sighing and agreeing to the deal.

"Fine." Zalgo began. "We shall find you two a bride each."

"By three days."

"THREE DAYS!?"

"Yes."

Celestia spoke up. "We shall find you two brides, at any costs by three days or…..you can keep my sister and Scarecrow forever."

Discord and Laughing Jack bowed before teleporting away.

Zalgo walked up to Celestia. "Excuse me, but HOW are we going to find brides for them? No one would marry them, not even by looks but….."

Celestia turned to Zalgo. "I will do anything for my sister, same as Scarecrow would do for you. Maybe you should return the favour." Celestia replied, before flying back to Canterlot.

Two days passed and no one had come up to be a bride. Time was running out and Celestia was panicing. Zalgo had formed a new plan, he went up to her and sighed.

"You know, who said they had to be a CreepyPasta or pony?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What?"

"I mean, humans are gullible and we could trick some into being their brides." Zalgo replied, stoking his claws though her mane. Celestia sighed sadly.

"Well, I guess we need to find any way to get our loved ones back…." Celestia sighed, following Zalgo towards the human area of the world. Celestia was worried while Zalgo was exicted. 'I hope we haven't made a huge mistake.'