Konoha Host Club
Summary:
The schools most Hottest guys Joined or are all Forced to start a Host Club. The Guys will give them (girls/boy) their Heart`s desire in return for Money :D How embarrassing due to the fact that they are/most of them are Anti-social. And Because the girls and the School`s newspaper are all unto them.
This story is inspired by Ouran High :D
and a little bit of School Rumble plus Moe Kare
At first Momo was just thinking... giving it a double thought, then I said "私が今、1つだけを与える" (Give me a Sign, Just one)then when I flashed the T.V on, School Rumble is on and the episode is when Tenten`s class decided to start a Host club... and so momo opened momo`s Computer to begin the Typing.. when Momo opened it, Momo first logged in in Imeem. when Momo was replying to all the other Comments and messages. Momo came cross a profile wherein Moe Kare is Her Featured Anime. Then, Momo remembered that Momo needs to Read the other Chapters,.. and weirdly, The next Chapter is about Takara`s class having a host club... So I said "うわー、本当に私にそれを記述する必要があります...私は1つだけを求めたが、あなたは私の2つを与えた" (Wow, you must really want me to write it... I only asked for one but you gave me two)
Hope you enjoy ;)
Don`t own Naruto,.. But after 4 years,.. Momo might
"Any Ideas?" Jiraiya asked flatly
"Uuh uh uh uh, ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!" Naruto said eagerly
"Yes Naruto?"
"How about we make a Ramen Shop" and with that, Sasuke hit him with no Hesitaion.
"ITAI!!! Teme!"
"I know! ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!" This time, it was kiba "Let`s start a Host Club"
"No Way!" said the most of the guys
"Hey! Why didn`t you hit him?" Naruto asked
"C`mon! It`s a great Idea" Kiba said. and since no one seems to be agreeing, He walked up to Jiraiya and whispered something.
"YOSH! A Host Club it is!" Jiraiya said almost sounding like Gai
"What!?" The Whole class complained, Kiba winked at Jaraiya and Jiraiya winked back and give him a Thumbs up
"Wow, Kiba actually used his Brain this time" Neji commented
"Yeah,.. How Troublesome"
"What did He said?"
"Baka! It`s a Host Club, Many girls will be visiting since this is the Boys department" Sasuke explained flatly
"Sugoi! Do you think Sakura-chan will come?"
"Sasuke is Here, I`m pretty sure She will" Neji said
"Alright then" Their little conversation just got interrupted "Let`s begin with the Preparations" Jiraiyas announce
"I want each and everyone of you wearing your Tux and looking good by Next week" Jiraiya said "Don`t forget to add me in the Menu Inuzuka or else you`ll die"
"No prob." 'like The students here would bother order you' Kiba thought
NEXT DAY
All the Boys are now busy putting up Streamers and setting the Tables while Naruto make the Posters. Naruto was Coloring and Coloring just like a Kindergarten. Sasuke being interested he took the Paper out of Naruto`s hand revealing nothing but Naruto`s face earning naruto a big Hit.
"ITAI! Give that back"
"All our faces should be in there" Sasuke informed
"You just want to show your face to the girls"
"Tch. I Don`t think Girls would bother come if only your face is showcased Besides the Hyuuga girl that is"
"Whatever, Give that back and I`ll add your stupid faces" Naruto said and Sasuke handed him the Paper.
after five minutes
"DONE!" Naruto said and showed Sasuke his Drawinh..
BOOM
"ITAAAIIII!!!"
"We`re like a a tiny speck of Dust"
"At least you`re in there, Stop Complaining!"
"Tch. Kiba! You`re in-charge of the Poster" Sasuke said
"Hey!" naruto whined
"Just do something else" Sasuke ordered
after five minutes
All the Boys are now busy putting up Streamers and setting the Tables while Kiba makes the Posters. Kiba was Coloring and Coloring just like a Kindergarten and Naruto. Sasuke being interested, he took the Paper out of Kiba`s hand revealing nothing but Kiba`s face earning Kiba a big Hit.
"ITAI! Give that back"
"All our faces should be in there" Sasuke informed
"You just want to show your face to the girls"
"Tch. I Don`t think Girls would bother come if only your face is showcased Besides the Hyuuga girl that is" (?)
"Whatever, Give that back and I`ll add your stupid faces" Kiba said and Sasuke handed him the Paper.
after five minutes
"DONE!" Kiba said and showed Sasuke his Drawing..
BOOM
"ITAAAIIII!!!"
"We`re like a a tiny speck of Dust"
"At least you`re in there, Stop Complaining!" Déjà vu ?
"SAI! You know what to do" Even if Sasuke don`t want to owe Him anything, He have no other Choice
NEXT DAY
"Don`t forget to visit us" Naruto said with a really huge, really bright Grin on his Face. Just like lee :D
~giggles~
"They want me" naruto said as they moved on
"Don`t forget to visit us" Kiba said with a really huge, really bright Grin on his Face. Just like lee :D
~giggles~
"They want me" Kiba said as they moved on, just like Naruto
"Imbecile" Sasuke said to their Stupidity, and as He watch the two make fool of themselves, He caught sight of a certain Brunette standing on to the School`s Giant statue. How could He miss, The Statue is like20 feet high and 16 year old junior is standing on top of it taking Pictures. Tenten was taking pictures of the school`s busy ground wherein many students are handing fliers, posters and etc. to every student passing them. (Tenten is in the School`s newspaper :P)
Tenten was surely having Fun taking Pictures. it`s her Job, and She loves her Job (just like I`m an Artist ;D)
Oh No! Tenten slipped... She`s gonna fall, Hurry Sasuke! Hurry!
Sasuke stood from where He was sitting ...
NEJI`s SIDE
Neji was surely not enjoying this Festival thingy... but He was surely enjoying the sight of Brunette taking pictures of everyone in their School ground.
'She really knows how to draw people`s attention to her' Neji said as His lips form into a cute smexy Smirk.
Oh how Neji loves the way Tenten`s eyes glisten from the sun`s rays. It was truly magnificent, Terrific, Mesmerizing, Addictive, Wonderful...Something he`ll trade for everything the world has to offer. (oh yeah, he`s deep XD)
But He`s smexy smirk dissappeared and His eyes widened as Tenten suddenly disappear.
'Where is She?' Neji was alarmed. He is now about to run when...
TENTEN`s SIDE
'How beautiful! just work it, oh Yeah!' Tenten said to herself as She takes her Schoolmates picture
'uuhhh, hottie at 12 o'clock. Yummy!' Tenten loves her Job 'Ooooff~ Kyyaaaaa' too bad it`s gonna end.
"I finally got what I always wanted but it`s all over. OH KAMI!"
Tenten didn`t care anymore, She is gonna die, or at least get completely impotent.
"I haven`t even found my Prince Charming yet" until a pair of soft hands caught her.
"Oh my Kami! I spoke to soon" Tenten said as He saw a Super hottie with Beautiful red eyes and and a gorgeous smile with an Extremely smexy Hair.
"Uuhhh... 5 o'clock`s Hotttttiiiieee" Tenten said out loud "uhh... I mean, thank you so much for helping Me! Trust me! I owe you my Life!" Tenten said trying to push aside that little spill a minute ago. "I`m tenten by they way, Ace Photographer" Tenten said as She smiled childishly
"And I`m Kuran Kaname, Senior transfer" (sooo? He`s hot :D)
"Ehehehehehe" Tenten laugh sheepishly,.. or is it a giggle? whatever, but She really sounds like a Sheep XD
"You`re really amusing" He said and Tenten blushed "Well, better be careful next time" He said as He pats Tenten`s head and left leaving Tenten in a really deep daze
Sasuke was a few more steps away when That transfer dude dashed in to catch her. He totally ruined his Moment
'Who does he think he is? How dare He touch her' Sasuke thought
Like Sasuke, neji was also a few more feet away, 'God, I feel so little, He`s a Senior and I`m just a Junior. I sense Trouble'.
Tenten is still in the middle of her Wonderland when suddenly
BBRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"What a way to wake me from my Slumber" Tenten said as She turn around and walked off. She noticed the two 'Supposed Prince Charming' standing there so She smiled and
"Hi, no time to say Hello. Good bye, I`m Late, I`m Late, I`m Late" Tenten recited, not sang, but recited... Alice just turned into the white rabbit I guess (That was what the White Rabbit said to Alice :P.. but with a tune)
Sasuke and Neji looked at each other then "What are you looking at?" Sasuke and Neji said in unison
Monday (Girls)
"Oh my Gosh! Can`t wait for Later" Sakura squealed
"Me too! I`m gonna rent Sasuke-kun for the Whole day!" Ino said
"Nimrod! That`s not aloud, it`s only 15 minutes per Student" Sakura said as She applied her Lip Gloss
"Whatever! I`ll find a way!"
"Hinata are you gonna order Naruto?"
"I don`t think I can" Hinata said with her usual meek voice and the usual Blush on her cheeks.
"Oh c`mon Hinata! Just try!" Ino said
"What about you Tenten?" Sakura asked "Yo Tenten?"
"..."
"TENTEN!!!"
"I`m Innocent!" Tenten screamed
"I`m sure you are, Who`ll you order?"
"Huh?"
"You know, The Boys Host club" Ino reminded
"Oh that, What will the Seniors in 2-B do?"
"I`m not sure" Sakura answered, "Why? Is there someone you like?"
"Nah, I need it in my Report" She lied, obviously...
"Now, back to the topic. Who will you order?"
"Probably,... Lee. I need a ear" Tenten replied
"EEeewwww... " Sakura and Ino overreacted
"He happens to be a good listener!" Tenten said
"Yeah, and the next thing you know is There mini panda with thick bushy eyebrows walking around" Sakura added
"Eewww... Let`s not go that far" Tenten said
"And Besides, It`s Lee we`re talking about.. He probably doesn`t know how to have Sex" Ino said
"Hey! Goofy is a doof but He happened to have max as a Son" Tenten said
"I wonder how goofy got whoever that girl is Pregnant" Ino said
"Me too" Sakura said
"Maybe He`s drank" Tenten said "or Maybe Max is adopted, besides... they never showed His mother"
"Maybe" Sakura said
"Girls, we are out of topic" Hinata informed
"Ehehehehe" Tenten laughed stupidly again
"You`re laugh is annoying" Ino commented
"Kaname-senpai finds it amusing" Tenten said making the girls looked at her with really shocked faces
"You know Kaname-kun?"
"He saved my Life" tenten said with a really smiley expression "Just when I said, 'I haven`t met my Prince Charming yet' he came then saved my life... I think it`s destiny"
"Our Tenten finally grew up" Ino said with her dramatic crying voice (Tears of Joy :D)
"SO that`s why you wanted to know about 2-b`s plan"
BOYS
"Alright! get ready Boys! only an Hour before we Open!" Jiraiya announced
"YOSH!" Kiba and Naruto said in unison
That`s it for Chapter 1 XD
Hope you liked it..
Please don`t forget to Review :D
oh, Sorry for the misspelled words and wrong Grammars :P
My other stories will be updated soon.. currently continuing Summer camp & Teenage Celebrities
plus the I am an Artist and My Pride wont let me is currently building in Momo`s mind
R&R