Welcome to the play-thingy of the PPG characters. Tonight, we will see them practice their first draft of Romeo and Juliet. Enjoy!

Auditions

"Ok let's see. We need talent for our Romeo," said The fat dude with a suit on. "First up is Boomer!" Boomer walks in with paper

"Ummm... what should I do?" He asked. "Dance or something?" The fat dude nodded. "Ohh YES! That's hot!" Boomer twitched uncomfortably. "Why?" The fat dude grinned. "Because I like it!" So, Boomer danced. "Oh Yonder moon bless my stars and whiskers?" He didn't stop jiggling. "Umm, Super Sailor Moon make-up?" The fat dude clapped his hands and cried with joy (what a weirdo). "You did wonderful! But I'll have to see the other peoples. But you are definitely on my list." The fat dude suddenly came on stage and slapped Boomer's butt.

"Next up, is Brick (Weird name)?" Brick walks in with knife

"KILL THY SELF!" stabs himself with knife "Umm, is this guy dead?" The announcer nodded. Fat dude clapped again. "Oh marvelous, simply amazing! He is a wonderful actor. Tell me son, what is your name?" Note: Brick really is dead. "Oh, you are dead. Well, if he gets the part, just tie him to a stick and make him dance! Yay!"

"Butch." Butch walks in with mannequin and rocks

"I don't even want to know what you are going to do with those things," Fat dude exclaimed. throws rocks at mannequin "Take that! Guy whose name starts with a letter!" Then he kicks it and goes crazy. "I love you!" Butch makes out with the rocks. Fat dude looks all confused. "This is disgusting… I love it! We should choose him!" Butch stops making out with the rocks enough to dance and yell loudly, "I'M A PRETTY PONY!" "But you haven't seen everyone!" The announcer said. "'Kay."

"Neptune" (my PPG OC) comes in with computer

"OMG! I jst wn my gm! I 3 my cmptr!" Fat dude runs away and cries.

"You suck so bad it hurts!" Neptune looks all saddened and stuff. "Srry. Dnt mn to b33 b4d.

"Tyre" (A.N. Goh's PPG OC) comes in with jump rope

"I like poo poo, I like pee! I like lemons, WEE WEE WEE!!!

Then he danced all weird like Chicken Little or Jessica Alba. "You are so sexy! I love you so much! Marry me! It was so brilliant!" He danced too, for some reason. "I don't know who I'll choose!" The announcer said immediately, "Um, then let's pick all of them!" Fat dude clapped (again). "YAY! I'd love to do that!"