Hi! First story. I have so many ideas for stories, and not all of them are fanfiction! I am not Eoin Colfer. Although I would totally write on this site if I were a real author...
I have an idea for a one shot, another one for a GIANT crossover where a bunch of characters appear in my room, and I'm helping my friend (I don't know if she has a fanfic account...) with a Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter/possibly Dr Who crossover. Anyway. Enjoy! R&R!
"Why must you be so much like your father!"
Like I needed more reminders.
"Young lady, you will return that painting ASAP!"
"But-"
"I don't care how many months it took you to plan the theft! You're just like him!"
I knew exactly who he was. "Minerva-"
"Don't call me that! Even he calls his parents Mother and Father."
Finally, I couldn't take it.
"Minerva, I am not Artemis." I knew I had stepped over the unspoken rule that anyone with any sense abided by while under my mother's roof, or anywhere in the area. So, like any other teenager fed up with their parents, I kept walking.
"Athena-!"
"You make such a big deal about me saying his name! Yet you keep talking about him. Everything I do- I'm like him. He did something like it. I'm just like him. You act like he's some vengeful ghost who will painfully decapitate if anyone mentions his name! He isn't even five hundred miles away. Not saying Artemis's name isn't going to make him disappear."
"Athena Giovanna Brenda Fowl!" Minerva's face was as pink as the flowers of a daphne plant. Most would've seen them as no more than a sweet and fragrant blossom, but the Fowls knew better. The entire plant could cause vomiting, coma, and death, among other things.
"If you weren't still at school for another week..."
I decided to break it to her while we were still locked in an argument. One less later on.
"By the way, Minerva, I'm going to New York on a business trip before heading to Ireland for vacation." Ah yes, the classic Fowl delicacy. No reason to let her down gently. "My Butler is coming with me. We'll be gone for a few days. Maybe I'll stop by in August to see your two perfect, completely un-Artemis-like children when they take a break from their world tours."
And with that, I flounced out the door, my Butler following close behind.
Well? Total fail? Questions? And yes, I do have a reason for putting Minerva and Artemis together... (Please don't hurt me!) Promise! If you can guess which painting Athena stole, then you get... um... Oh yeah! I'll put you as an OC. I have positions as a spy, a student at Crowmont Academy for Child Prodigies, or a prisoner/customer. And yes, I created an entire school for her. And I planned out her class schedule, and her classmates' class schedules, and their teachers' names... However, due to plot line stuff, spies can really only be girls... If you really wanted, guys could be a minor, like, assistant spy. Hint about the painting: It's very famous, and it isn't the fairy one Artemis stole in the Opal Deception. (Hint hint- R&R!)