Someone ran off with the disclaimer saying that I don't own any X-Men Evolution characters. Wow, can you believe this is the third story already? I mean I just started with a simple one shot and now there's a whole series! Well here it is, third in the series. First there was Insults in Cartoon Form. Then Hanging out at the Hood House. And now, part three…find out what went on with the girls during all the insanity of the second story in the third story!

Mutant Girls Gone Wild

Chapter One: Angry Girls Make The Best Barbecue.

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"Hell doth have no fury like a woman scorned," Hank McCoy sighed as his lab shook with the vibrations of the explosions outside. Even in his well protected and heavily fortified laboratory, the effects of the rampaging females outside the lab could still be felt.

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"Or for that matter, a teenage mutant girl that is extremely ticked off," Hank rolled his eyes. "Why oh why didn't the Professor retain creative control when he let them make that stupid cartoon?"

Suddenly to his horror the door on his lab opened. "Jamie!" He gasped as the youngest resident of Mutant Manor ran inside.

"You gotta hide me!" Jamie said. "I can't pretend to be dumb and cute forever!"

"How did you get in? I locked the door!" Hank gasped.

"Beast the code is 36-24-36," Jamie gave him a look. "It's the numbers in one of your favorite songs that you play nonstop when you're in one of your Oldies Moods! A monkey could figure it out!"

"Brick House by the Commodores is a wonderful song that expresses the beauty of a full formed female," Hank bristled.

"Yeah well don't mention that to the females that live here," Jaime told him as he locked the door. "They're ticked off enough as it is!"

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"You have a valid point," Hank gulped. "That bad huh?"

"Are you kidding? They just chased of the rest of the guys!" Jamie said. "We're the only ones left!"

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"And I am not going back out there," Jamie said.

"Oh this is ridiculous!" Hank was frustrated. "I am the adult here! The only one left after all the others fled the coop. Someone has to be responsible and handle the situation. What kind of X-Man would I be if I just hid in my lab like a frightened…"

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"On the other hand, perhaps this is one of those times those girls should deal with their problems themselves," Hank gulped. "And I really do have a lot of projects I should take care of."

"Need any help?" Jamie asked.

Outside on the mansion's lawn the girls were enjoying themselves. "You know Tabitha when you suggested burning the guys in effigy I admit I wasn't exactly sure this was the way to go," Jean remarked. "But now that I've actually done it and set fire to what was left of Scott's car, I do feel better."

"I've always felt fire was rather cathartic," Tabitha grinned.

"That does explain why you get along with Amara so well," Rogue said. "By the way Amara nice job finding that Play Dude stash the boys had."

"You're welcome," Amara grinned. "And thanks for smashing all the boy's video game records. They are going to die when they get back and see that we hold the top scores!"

"I gotta admit I didn't think Jean would be so good at Raving Rabbids 2," Rogue said. "Especially the shooting gallery section."

"Simple," Jean smirked. "I just imagined those dumb little bunnies as the boys. And every time they taunted me! WHACK! Plunger time! Oh look, there's a seat cushion from Scott's car I missed!" She went to go get it.

"Yeah playing video games and burning the guys' stuff was definitely better than going to school," Amara said.

"Don't remind her," Tabitha hissed in her ear. "You really wanna spend the last few days of school in school?"

"You know we do kind of deserve a break," Kitty realized.

"Wait a minute, what about you Amanda?" Rogue asked her brother's girlfriend. "Won't your parents care?"

"Not exactly," Amanda said. "Remember when the Brotherhood outed my mother out as a sorceress? My parents are still arguing over that."

"I can't believe even your dad didn't know…" Kitty shook her head.

Amanda shrugged. "We've all been fighting over it ever since. A few days ago my dad took off on a business trip for a few months to take a break from my mom. And then my mom took off to 'reconnect with her powers' at the exact same time. Now I don't think they purposely meant to leave me alone. But they haven't been talking to each other and…Long story short. It's been nice and quiet for a change. I could use the break."

"Whoa. And I thought only Pyro could make a bonfire like that," Wanda remarked as she walked right up to them. She had a backpack on her back full of clothes and other things. "It's almost like I never left home."

"Wanda? What are you doing here?" Jean asked.

"You got room for one more?" Wanda asked. "Because it's difficult enough dealing with my idiot squad! Having your idiot squad over there too is more than I can take!"

"By idiot squad I take it you mean the boys?" Amara asked.

"They went to the Brotherhood?" Kitty asked. "Even Scott?"

"He was the first one there!" Wanda said. "Spent the night in Toad's room."

"Talk about punishment," Tabitha wrinkled her nose. "What's that smell?"

"Smells like burned pineapple and papaya," Kitty said. "Wanda! Why do you smell like…?"

"Pyro kind of had a couple of incidents today," Wanda sighed. "You got a shower I can use?"

"I'll show you," Kitty got up and went with her. "What kind of incidents?"

"Just the usual. The kind that got us all banned from a grocery store and supplied the neighbors with burned pieces of fruit on the their lawn," Wanda said as she followed her.

"Oh is that all?" Kitty rolled her eyes.

"So what do we do now?" Amara asked. "I think we've burned enough stuff of the guys. Mostly Wolverine's."

"How about a barbecue?" Tabitha suggested as she looked at the bonfire.

"Not a bad idea," Rogue grinned.

"I'll get the marshmallows," Jean agreed, deciding to go with the flow.

And the fun begins!