Limericks about Eomier

by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon

These are merely some limericks about Eomer, Thanks for the reviews that told me how to spell it! Not a fan, so sorry if any of the names or places arn't spelt right!

Limericks about Eomier

Disclaimer: I do not own Eomier, nor would I EVER want to.

These are to express my HATE for him.

Eomier is a freak,

He's also a nerdy dippy geek.

He was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ugly everyone turned to stone,

Now he lived in a cave all alone.

This is too followed by peals of laughter.

LIMERICK 2

To be sung to the tune London Bridges

Ballider is falling down, falling down, falling down!

Ballider is falling down!

It fell on Eomier.

Everyone went YAY! YAY! YAY!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

Everyone went YAY! YAY! YAY!

All day long!

to be followed by blinks, and long inane stares, and hate reviews

I LOVE hate reviews! So REVIEW, REVIEW!