Elideer and Halideer

Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, or 'The Prydain Chronicles, or

Alice in Wonderland for that matter.

Elideer and Halideer decided to have a battle,

For Elideer said Halideer had spoiled his new rattle,

They stabbed and stabbed and stabbed until they died,

But than Halideer came up and said,

"HAHA LOOSER! I'm still alive!"

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