All Joey, Ross, Phoebe and Monica are sitting on the couch. Joey is showing the his 'magic trick' that he just learned (Dont even ask me how it is). All Ross, Monica and Phoebe yawn beeing extremely bored in this case, it's in the middle of the day, all four of them are just drinking coffee and snoozing around in the coffeehouse, how sad are they?
Rachel enters looking like she was going to tear up, she had a bag with her which means she just came home from work.
"Hey Rach, what's wrong?" Joey asked as he stopped tearing up the cards.
"Well, I have this high-school reunion" she said wiping her tears away. They all look at each other. She has a High School reunion.
"And.." Ross said not really sure.
"Didn't you just hear me or are you deaf?!" Rachel stood up barking mad.
"..Continue..." Ross said a bit scared lowering down his eyes.
"Well like this is my high school reunion so basically bitches everywhere and they are all going to brag about..their husbands and kids and their tons of money but me..let's see..I have been divorced"
"To Ross" Phoebe cut off. Both Ross and Rachel glare at her "O-or you know, whatever"
"..I'm not married, I don't have any kids, I just share an appartment with Pheebs and I work in a dead-end job that I so loved but I still don't have that much money.." Rachel continued.
"Then just don't go" Monica said as she flipped through the magazine.
"Wait a sec, didn't you go to the same high-school I've been in?" Rachel asked looking at Monica.
"Yeah" Monica said quickly.
"Are you gong"
"Yeah"
"Monica"
"I'm sorry this is where I could get my reputation back, those jerks and cheerleaders always said I was fat and now I'm a chef, I have a husband, were..close to discussing about kids and he works for statistical analysis and data reconfigurating.." everyone looked at Monica "..I don't know what exactly it is but it sounds complicated than it actualy is"
"Great! Now even the fa-- Monica will go and I'm the only one that..If I go I'd be humiliated and be talked about in the whole party and If I don't they'd think I was afraid of them.." Rachel said. "Oh! I know! If I atleast have the perfect boyfriend they'd all just focus on him..Joey..can you go"
"Oh no I can't Rach, Last time I went as someone's post-boyfriend I kinda hooked up with other girls in the party and they all thought she was dating a pig..can you believe that?" choruses of 'nooo's and 'you are kidding' came out from the group "Anyways I have a date to his really hot librarian and afterwards I have one with a nurse"
"I am soo screwed!!" Rachel yelled "Unless.." she looks pleadingly at Ross.
"Oh no no no no no no" Ross said nodding in disapproval as she came closer giving a pout and all she could give "Rach, do not do this to me.." "Please.." Rachel said "Just one night"
"Alright"
"Thank you!" she hug him tight.
"But no kissing.." He said. Rachel pouts again. "Ok then no sex"
"Ok" Rachel said. "I gotta go now I'm exhausted" she said as she left.
"I gotta go too..I have to prepare for this lecture about the-" he notices they're all glaring at him "Or I'll just go.." Ross goes away.
There was an awkward silence after that. They all continued drinking coffees and reading magazines.
"Do you guys think they'd get back together after that" Joey said breaking the ice.
"Oh yeah" they all said quickly.