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"Last Night"

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Artemis groaned and moved her forearm to cover her closed eyes. Even behind the eyelids they were still sensitive to the light streaming onto the room. With a dull 'thud' something soft hit her hip, making her groan once more and curl onto her side in a pathetic attempt to assume the fetal position.

"Artemis, you have to get up," a voice demanded.

"No," Artemis was able to mumble while ducking her head closer to her knees.

"Arty, we have to find Wally! I think he has my mask!" Robin's whining forced her to crack an eye open and glare at the younger boy. The instant she saw that the boy was lacking most of his clothes, her other eye popped open and she pushed herself into a sitting position. Robin stood in boxer shorts and a sock with his sunglasses perched on his nose, his hair sticking up in every direction. Artemis couldn't help but to snort in amusement.

"I'd say the girl in a Flash shirt using a Batman towel as a blanket has no room to laugh," Robin quipped. Artemis stopped her laughter at closer inspection of her appearance. She was indeed wearing a worn black T-shirt with the Flash insignia on it and a large beach towel with Gotham's idealic symbol for their caped crusader was stretched across her legs.

"Now get up. If we don't find Wally before the other's wake up this situation will be disastrous. Heavy on the 'dis'," Robin offer his hand, which Artemis took immediately. She stumbled slightly clutching at her head in pain.

"Never again."

"Never being the next time Wally gets bored and brings alcohol to the Cave, you mean," Robin corrected her with a smirk.

Before she could come up with a snarky comeback the door to their right slid opened and the missing speedster entered looking thoroughly disgruntled.

"Why is it that when this happens I get the crap end of the deal? How exactly did I end up in Kaldur's closet wearing your mask, Robin, with your damn quiver strapped to my back, Artemis?" Wally threw his hands in the air exasperatedly. He didn't bother mentioning that he was also wearing a pair of Wonder Woman boxers as he pointed at Artemis. "Why do you have my shirt?"

"Why did you have my mask, KF?" Robin countered.

"Where are everyone's clothes and what the heck did we do last night?" the room was tense after the words left Artemis's mouth.

"I'd like to know the answer to that as well," the gravelly voice of Batman commented from somewhere behind Artemis.

"Maybe I should have stayed in the closet..." Wally mumbled under his voice.

"It's okay. We accept you now that you're out in the open, Wall-man."

"Says you. Put him back in the closet," Artemis snorted and wrapped herself back in the Batman towel, ready to tune out a long, demeaning lecture.

All I have to say is: Damn that Katy Perry song.

And

We all wonder what it would be like if alcohol was brought to Mount Justice and we all know Wall-man would be the one to bring it.

So go ahead a review and Wally might just drop a Jack and Coke at your place.