Preface
Hysterical
Disclaimer: I. DON"T. OWN. TWILIGHT.
I steered his flawless, silver Volvo down the winding, road, still not quite grasping what I had decided to do. Had he not been with me in the car, I was pretty sure I would've completely lost it. In the driver's seat of the superb vehicle, I laughed a madman's giggle.
Next to me, my true love glanced out of the corners of his golden eyes with worry. For his sanity, I stifled the next hysterical laugh that gurgled up my throat.
It was hilarious really. Who had ever thought of a vampire being in desperate love with a human, (and vice-versa) and then - wait for it! – deciding to bite said human, subsequently making her, a vampire?
Exactly.
That kind of thing belonged in horror movies. Not in real life.
And definitely not in mine.