Jaded Sapphires
Summary(full): "Sapphire-hime, Sapphire-hime! Urgent news from the Petalburg Kingdom! Your engagement to Prince Ruby has been broken off, and in replacement, from the La Rousse Kingdom, Prince Jade is to be your new fiancé!" A young violet-haired girl exclaimed in unison with a navy blue haired boy about the same age as her.
An awkward silence…
"SAY WHAT!?" CS, PS, IS, semi AU
And unbeknownst to the group, a certain grasshead was watching them, with mild interest.
Chapter One: My Name is NOT Sapphire
As our heroes exit the Maple Residence, a certain green haired coordinator enters the city…
"Thanks again for having us over, Mister and Misses Maple!" Ash called out while waving.
Norman glared at Ash for always being so loud, but said nothing. Caroline hit her husband on the head with a frying pan for his rudeness.
"You're welcome Ash, but no problem! And make sure to not get yourself killed, take care!" Caroline waved enthusiastically as she said this. She then turned to Norman and her eyes gleamed, as if saying 'We're going to have fun everyday until the kids come home.'
Norman shivered and tried to scream, but Caroline covered her husband's mouth, and dragged him upstairs. (A/N: 0o Let's get back to the non-weirdos of this story…)
Meanwhile…
"OH EM GEE! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GET TO GO TO A NEW REGION AND PARTICIPATE IN CONTESTS AS A TEAM, RIGHT, MAY!?" Dawn screamed obnoxiously in May's ear.
"AHHHHH!! I'VE GONE DEAF, DEAF I SAY, DEAF!" May yelled and began running around frantically in circles.
"Well, well, well, it seems the klutz has officially gone insane." A voice called out arrogantly. May's eyes narrowed as she stopped her spazz attack, then turned abruptly to the buttwipe that insulted her.
"YOU!" May shouted as she pointed accusingly at Drew. Said boy smirked, and threw her a red rose.
As May caught it, he said, "Hmph, at least your fashion sense is slightly better."
It was true; May didn't actually have the puppy dog-ears hairstyle. It was a wig, hiding her Green-ish hair (no, not literally, I mean the character, Green or you may know her as blue). Except she didn't have the same type of bangs, they swept to the left if you were looking at her.
She had a light red lacy tube top over a green camisole, and a white mini-skort (skirt + shorts underneath). She still had the gloves she had in the Kanto and Johto regions on, though. Fortunately, May also got rid of her hideous sneakers, and replaced them with white sneakers with 2 silver and blue streaks on the sides.
As May fumed, Dawn just stared at Drew, confused. Drew flipped his hair, and then looked over to Dawn.
"And who is this ditzy girl?" Greenie asked, pointing to Dawn.
"HEY! My name is Dawn, and I am not a ditzy girl! Do you hear me!?" Dawn screeched at him.
"OWWWW, OH EM EFF GEE, STFU DAWN! GOD, I'M ABOUT TO GO DEAF HERE!" May randomly screamed.
"I thought you were already deaf."
"Well, I guess I'm not."
"Oh really?"
"Yarly."
"Oh em gee, no way."
"Yeah, seriousleh!"
"Seriously!?"
"Seriously."
"Are you su-"
"SHUT UP ALREADY" Brock shouted.
May just smiled innocently and said, "Woah, Brock. You were so quiet, I forgot you were here!"
Ash just sulked in a random corner, hurt that he was being ignored. Pikachu suddenly slapped Ash for being emo, and then ran off into the tall grass.
For a few moments, Ash just stared into blank space.
…
"Dude, what the hell just happened?" Ash panicked, rolled into a fetal position, and started hyperventilating.
"I swear, I think I've gone insane." Drew muttered in a daze.
"Haha! Your pikachu just ran away from you!" a certain old rival teased Ash.
"OMG! It's that one dude with the spiky hair who used to wear ugly clothes!" May shouted.
"GARY I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE WITH MY PIKACHU!" Ash exclaimed enthusiastically.
"Idiot, your stupid pikachu just ran away from you a few minutes ago, what makes you think that you can actually beat me?" Gary replied.
Ash pouted, and shouted, "You're such a meanie weenie!"
And unbeknownst to everybody else, May and Drew snuck off somewhere… Probably to make out, but I'm not saying yet. :D
Okay, I lied, I'm showing you now.
With Drew and May
"So why exactly did you give me the rose this time?" May asked.
"It's for beautifly." Drew said coolly.
"Unless you're in love with my beautifly, I seriously doubt that."
Drew suddenly choked on his spit (Eww, but it seriously hurts when you do, so yeah).
"What makes you say that, May-May?" Drew asked nervously.
"I looked online and it said that red roses mean love."
"No, they don't!"
"Liar!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Lies, all lies!"
"You're not Frau from Austin Powers."
"Yes, I am!"
"Frau is a girl!"
"No she isn't!(A/N:ROFFLEMAYONAISE)"
"Just tell me why you gave me the rose!"
"Well, actions speak louder than words!"
"Flowers represent words!"
"This is a pointless argument!"
"I know!"
"No, you don't know!"
"Yes, I know!"
"You do-"
"SHUT UP AND TELL ME!"
"I love you."
"Really?"
After lots of mini arguments and dialogue, the moment of truth is about to unveil itself, like how that one lady on a soap opera was unveiled and soon everyone found out that she wasn't the real bride. And like how that weird lady shot the groom, and I don't know what happened after that!
"You really love me?"
"Are you that dense?"
"No, I just don't believe it."
Drew's eyes softened.
"Why would you think that, May?"
"You always tease me and tell me what a lousy coordinator I am." May murmured on the verge of tears.
The green haired boy's eyes widened, and soon he embraced her.
May looked up to him innocently, her eyes shining from the fake tears. Drew couldn't tell she was acting, so he hugged her tighter.
The brunette slowly closed her eyes and leaned closer to Drew's face even though there was a 3-inch height difference. He mimicked her actions, and soon their lips touched.
1…
2…
3…
Drew instantly pulled back after the short kiss, and blushed bright red.
May hung onto him, and it didn't seem like she was going to let go. She grinned and pecked him on the cheek, not caring about his reaction.
"Why did you do that?" Drew said, regaining his composure.
"You know, they say actions speak louder than words." The young girl replied cheekily.
He frowned, "You stole my line."
"Dude, anybody can say that. It's cheesy anyways, think of a new one."
"No thanks, I'm not that creative."
"Well, your outfit contradicts what you just said."
"Hey, I'm not the one who wore a puppy dog ear wig!"
"Yes, you are."
"What!"
"I have a picture of you when you thought you were drunk after we told you the grape juice we gave you was wine!"
His eyes narrowed, and pointed at her accusingly.
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're a liar!"
May smirked, and flashed out a picture of Drew with a sky blue version of May's puppy dog ear wig, singing into a hair brush while he jumped on a table.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The scream was so girly, you couldn't tell who it was.
Five hours later
May and Drew had finally made their way out of the woods to join the group of rookie noobs.
Ash was anime-style crying in a fetal position while Gary laughed at him. Dawn was on her pink razor cell phone, probably talking to Paul.
And Brock? He's really unimportant in this story, so he was just standing there with a blank expression on his face.
And in the distance, a portal opened, revealing a violet haired 8 year old with dark sapphire eyes, and a young boy the same age with navy blue hair and dark grey eyes.
Dun Dun DUNNNNNAH!!
Cliffhanger, but it'll match up with the summary in the next chapter. Expect an update in 2 days! Ciao, please review!
I'm open to suggestions if I can't update sooner!
Midnight Beautiful Jade