A/N:
me- dmslxdejection
friend- socialxhazard
bella- notaklutz
emmett- yesuR
edward- masochisticlion
jasper- empath01
alice- inoyurfuture
jacob- packleader
mike- retrieverman
socialxhazard has logged on (10:29 PM)
dsmlxdejection has logged on (10:29 PM)
socialxhazard: hey
dsmlxdejection: hi, wassup?
socialxhazard: nm, trying 2 work on this fanfic
dsmlxdejection: any way i could help?
socialxhazard: crap
dsmlxdejection: what is it??
socialxhazard: i have 2 get up super super early 2morrow
dsmlxdejection: jesus christ its only 10:30 anyway! ur not implying u should go 2 sleep NOW r u??
dsmlxdejection: cringes
socialxhazard: NOOO i wouldnt leave nowww...im trying to imply that i need inspiration to riteD
dsmlxdejection: o ok whew
dsmlxdejection: lol
inoyurfuture has logged on (10:45 PM)
masochisticlion has logged on (10:46 PM)
dsmlxdejection: umm how do i inspire u??
packleader has logged on (10: 47 PM)
packleader: bella?
masochisticlion: mutt
packleader: leech
packleader has logged off (10:49 PM)
dsmlxdejection: idk how
dsmlxdejection: teehee
masochisticlion: what?? ok alice r u ther?
inoyurfuture: unfortunately, yes
masochisticlion: ive heard enough, u?
inoyurfurute: baseball?
masochisticlion: anything but this
masochisticlion has logged off (10:57 PM)
inoyurfuture has logged off (10:57 PM)
dsmlxdejection: umm, ok wtf?? nvm
dsmlxdejection: what wer u saying? o yeah, how am i supposed to inspire u?
socialxhazard: tell me what u expect 2 see in this story
dsmlxdejection: umm...
dsmlxdejection: drama
dsmlxdejection: and sometimes humor
dsmlxdejection: and...
dsmlxdejection: umm...
dsmlxdejection: yeah. thats all i got
notaklutz has logged on (11:08 PM)
dsmlxdejection:
socialxhazard: kk...im thinking about actually sending edward 2 bellas room in the middle of the night 2 apologize
notaklutz: wait, what? apologize 4 what? who r u people?! edward help!
dsmlxdejection: oo
dsmlxdejection: aiight who the heck is that? get out of r convo, twi-freak-wannabe!!
socialxhazard: lol but they r gonna fuck shit up
socialxhazard: ya know they will
notaklutz: wait... what?? IM LOST! screw this, im goin 2 find edward
notaklutz has logged off (11:16 PM)
MEANWHILE, IN A SEPARATE CONVERSATION...
notaklutx has logged on (11:30 PM)
masochisticlion has logged on (11:31 PM)
yesuR has logged on (11:31 PM)
notaklutz: edward, u will nvr believe what i just walked into
masochisticlion: oh no, not u 2 right?
masochisticlion: can i take a guess?
yesuR: what? fill me in!
masochisticlion: in a sec, em
yesuR: huff waits
notaklutz: sure
masichisticlion: these 2 freaks whos s/ns are dsmlxdejection and socialxhazard
notaklutz: so you went in 2?
masochisticlion: unfortunately
yesuR: ??
packleader has logged on (11:45 PM)
notaklutz: tomorrow, emmett
notaklutz: wait, whats with the s/n??
yesuR: urs is notaklutz and mine is yesuR. rotfl
notaklutz: ugh rolls eyes
masochisticlion: emmett, get off the floor. wait. stay there. forget u.
masochisticlion: im coming over ther, bella
packleader: no, leech! bella!
notaklutz: ok c u in a few
masochisticlion has logged off (11:54 PM)
notaklutz has logged off (11:55 PM)
packleader: dammit!
packleader has logged off (11: 59 PM)
yesuR: awwe, man!
yesuR has logged off (12:01 AM)
BACK IN THE ORIGINAL CHAT...
dsmlxdejection: but yea good
socialxhazard: not till next friday in the story tho
dsmlxdejection: ok
dsmlxdejection: lol
socialxhazard: oo now i want to rite again lol
dsmlxdejection: yay!
dsmlxdejection: it worked!
socialxhazard: lol
dsmlxdejection: i rock
dsmlxdejection: gay dance
socialxhazard: yeah
socialxhazard: lol
yesuR has logged on (12:12 AM)
empath01 has logged on (12:13 AM)
empath01: emmett, is that you?
yesuR: yeah...
empath01: what's with the s/n?
yesuR: wait 'til bella comes back on and ill tell u
yesuR: wait, what chat room r we in??
dsmlxdejection: play we are the champions!
dsmlxdejection: brb ima put it on
socialxhazard: LOL
dsmlxdejection: seriously though
dsmlxdejection: brb
socialxhazard: LOL
EMMETT AT HOME: "OO, I LOVE THAT SONG!" JASPER CAN BE HEARD FROM HIS ROOM LAUGHING IN THE FETAL POSITION. EMMETT SCOWLS AND TURNS BACK TO THE COMPUTER
dsmlxdejection: ok done
dsmlxdejection: --but commited no crime
dsmlxdejection: and bad mistakes
socialxhazard: lol
dsmlxdejection: ive made a few
dsmlxdejection: ive had my share of sand kicked in my face
dsmlxdejection: but ive come through
dsmlxdejection: we are the champions!
dsmlxdejection: my friend
dsmlxdejection: ok done now
socialxhazard: lol
THE CULLEN HOME: PEOPLE NOW GATHER BY THE TWO COMPUTERS TO WITNESS THE INSANITY.
BELLAS HOUSE: "NOBODY'S ON! JEEZ WHERE'S COMPANY WHEN YOU NEED THEM??"
BACK AT THE CULLEN HOUSE: SIBLINGS HAVE GONE BACK TO THEIR RESPECTIVE COMPUTERS TO WATCH, TRYING TO CONTAIN THEIR LAUGHTER.
BACK TO THE INSTANT MESSENGER...
dsmlxdejection: no time for losers
notaklutz has logged on (12:39 AM)
inoyurfuture has logged on (12:40 AM)
masochisticlion has logged on (12:41AM)
notaklutz: hi
yesuR: hey, guys
masochisticlion: hello love, family
empath01: rotflmfao hi!! i get emmetts s/n!! rotflmfao
inoyurfuture: jazzy, calm down its not that funny
notaklutz: pouts thank u, alice
AUDIO COMES ON AND VAMPIRES ( and bella) THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE CLUTCH THEIR EARS.
WITH DSMLXDEJECTION: STANDING ON THE COMPUTER CHAIR WITH BRUSH IN HAND, PAUSING TO PLAY AIR GUITAR ON IT AND THEN SITTING DOWN AGAIN TO CONTINUE TYPING.
dsmlxdejection: cuz we are the champions
dsmlxdejection: of the world
dsmlxdejection: yeah!
socialxhazard: lol
dsmlxdejection: ive taken my bows
retrieverman has logged on (1:02 AM)
dsmlxdejection: and my curtain calls
dsmlxdejection: youve brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
dsmlxdejection: i thank you all
retrieverman has logged off (1:05 AM)
masochisticlion: o
notaklutz: o
yesuR: o
empath01: o
inoyurfuture: o
dsmlxdejection: its been no bed of roses
dsmlxdejection: no pleasure cruise
inoyurfuture has logged off (1:07 AM)
empath01 has logged off (1:08 AM)
masochisticlion has logged off (1:08 AM)
notaklutz has logged off (1:09 AM)
yesuR has logged off (1:10 AM)
dsmlxdejection: shit im wa behind now
socialxhazard: lol
dsmlxdejection: pouts
socialxhazard: its ok lol brb
dsmlxdejection: ok
socialxhazard: back
dsmlxdejection: ok...
socialxhazard: briing on the raiiin lol
socialxhazard: i love that song
dsmlxdejection: ooookaaay, so not random cough cough sarcasm
socialxhazard: ok i get it, ur rite, its late, im gettin off
dsmlxdejection: ok, i g2g write this one-shot n/e wa
dsmlxdejection: nighty night, ttfn
socialxhazard: night
socialxhazard has logged off (1:15 AM)
dmslxdejection: eh, screw it, im goin to bed 2
dsmlxdejection has logged off (1:30 AM)
retrieverman has logged on (1:35 AM)
retrieverman: hello?
retrieverman: dang it!
retrieverman has logged off (1:38 AM)