21 Words Of WTF

by Midnight Raining Down

Somewhere in the world, Santa slapped his juicy thigh and Vexen breakdanced magnificently. If you didn't know that, you do now, along with many other classic tales. This is the kind of crack your momma warned you about. A colab with Naive-Symphony

1. PROLOGUE

A FOREWARNING

The following story does not make sense, is in all caps, and was written at 12/1 in the morning with Naive-Symphony.

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Prologue

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"I LOVE YOU ZEXION!" BODY BUILDER URSULA SCREAMED.

"ME TOO," GOOFY ADDED.

"I LIKE KITTENS," ZEXION SAID, HUMPING URSULA FROM BEHIND.