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Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai where all sitting in a very awkward silence...
"So you two are..."
"Yes" Sasuke Breathed as he squeezed his new found lovers hand gently. Sasuke struggled to avoid the peircing stare the other was giving him. But it was nearly impossible. Those blue eyes where unavoidable...
"So have you guys...ya know..." Naruto asked shyly. Making a few vulgar hand gestures attempting to clearify his question. Sasuke smiled slightly.
"No"
"So why are you guys telling me this?" Naruto asked a little disgusted. Sasuke took in a deep breath then sighed. Sai who had been silent up to this point chose to speak.
"Thats accually why we're here..."
"...??"
"We all know you love yaoi...and im sure you've written a few as well..." Sai paused smiling at a very flushed Naruto, before continuing, "We where wondering if you could...uh...give us a few pointers..."
Naruto raised an eyebrow skepticly
"Wait, you want me to coach you on how to have gay sex..." Naruto questioned, slowy comming to the realization of the nature of Sai's request.
"Well if you put it that way...it sounds really perverted..." Sasuke grumbled. Sai nudged him gently.
"Shut up! You want help don't you..." Sasuke fell silent. "So Naru-chan will you help us??"
Naruto bit his lip thoughtfully.
"What will I get out of it..."
"Well...Sasuke and I have decided that you get to watch! It'd be just like one of you're yaoi Stories come true!!" Sai exclaimed enthusiastically. Sasuke mumbled something inchoherent. Obviously he hadn't agreed with the arrangement, but somehow Sai had convinced him otherwise...Naruto chose not to think too much about the subject...
"So I get to watch once and you two bastards have great sex for life...Sorry I want more" Then it hit him! "I want to bring someone with me..." Sai and Sasukes eyes widened.
"No girls" Sasuke stated flatly.
"Wasn't planning on it..." Naruto answered truthfully.(Although That ISa good idea...)
"Then who?"
Naruto didn't answer immediately.
"My boyfriend..."
"Huh? Did you just say boyfriend? Oh..my.God!!" Sai rolled his eyes at Sasuke.
"So who is it?" Sai asked sounding amused.There was hesitation before Naruto answered.
"Gaara" A very awkward silence fallowed.
Woot!! Sorry its Uber short but...The next chapter will be super Long!! This was basically leading up to the SMUT that's going to happen...Lots and Lots of smut...