The following stands for this chapter and all chapters to come.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warning: Yaoi.

Hello all! I are backeth! Cookies and cake to all who stayed with this story, even through the long wait. You make me smile. I just wanted to mention before I get on to the story is that as soon as this version of the story (the rewritten/revised) has caught up with the old one, the other version will be deleted. Unless many people ask me to keep it, which I highly doubt will ever happen. And another thing: All the characters in this story that belong to me will be renamed. So when the time comes and you're wondering 'Who's who?' just let me know in your review and I'll get right back to you.

Sooo.

Without further ado, I present to you: Well, Here Goes Nothing (The Revised Edition)!
Be sure to review!! 'Naruto's Thoughts.'

TheDarkestWhiteRose.

Four days until school started again, and Uzumaki Naruto was at the park, sprawled out on the grass, watching clouds. He had always come here, since his father had died when he was very young, to think and sort out his problems. But this particular problem was different than any other. He was having 'Love Troubles'. And it was taking him a while to think things through. He knew he was wanted somewhere else at the time but he couldn't bring himself to go.

He had been thinking about this 'special someone' all summer, and even as summer drew to a close, his thoughts wouldn't let up. And he wasn't sure if they ever would. He never thought of Sakura this much when he was younger, and he was just as obsessed with her then as Lee was now.

During his whole vacation in Suna for the past two months, all he ever thought about was that one person. He had only met him last year, but that didn't stop him from feeling like he had known him all his life.

Sasuke. He sure was beautiful. And perfect. I don't believe Sasuke needs a description because c'mon, it's Sasuke. Everyone knows about Sasuke, and his perfection. Even his duck-butt shaped hair is perfect and you know it. Sasuke has everything going for him: The hott girlfriend, the good grades, the amazing looks, and everything else in the world that you can consider perfect. So there's no need for a description.

Since Naruto hadn't shown up to Ichiraku's, with Kyuubi, like he was supposed to, Sasuke had come looking for him. Itachi and he were throwing a small 'Welcome Home' get-together for Kyuubi and Naruto so the four could…'catch up' (It was mostly Itachi's idea).

It had been completely silent at the table, aside from the random swooning at the other tables directed at the Uchiha brothers. That is, until Kyuubi showed up. Without Naruto, Sasuke noticed. So after Kyuubi had situated himself, Itachi had begun a little welcome party game, specifically for Kyuubi. When the two had completely forgotten that Sasuke was sitting right across from them, and started going to the next level of their game, Ichiraku had told them to take it somewhere else and Sasuke went to look for the missing blonde.

Luckily, the first place he decided to search was the park.

"Hey dobe, mind if I sit?"

Naruto didn't even have to look behind him to know who it was. Only one person in the entire world called him by that. "Not particularly. Knock yourself out."

As soon as Sasuke made himself comfortable lying on the grass, he decided to get straight to the point. "Where were you earlier?"

"It smells like it's gonna rain."

"Answer me."

"If you must know," Naruto sat up from his previous position. "I was here."

"You were supposed to meet us at Ichiraku's. Well? Explain yourself."

"I needed someone-- I mean sometime to think."

"About what?"

"You wouldn't understand."

Feeling challenged, Sasuke sat up straight. "Try me. I'm a Uchiha for Kami's sake."

"That's exactly my point."

"Just tell me."

"Sasuke…have you…well have you ever had a crush on someone…but thought they would never like you back…? Wait. Don't even answer that. You're Uchiha Sasuke, you're incapable of love."

"That's where you're wrong dobe. I actually am capable of emotion. I am, after all, human."

"I never said you were incapable of emotion teme, I said you're incapable of love."

"Whatever dobe."

"So who is it?"

"Who's who?"

"Who's this person you seem to be infatuated with?"

"The sky's getting darker." 'I guess it really is going to rain.'

"Dobe stop changing the subject. Be serious for once. Do I know them? Do they go to our school? What grade--"

"Whoa! Slow down buddy! For such a quiet person, you sure do ask a lot of questions…"

"Well maybe if you answered some…"

"Fine. Yes, you know him."

"So it's a guy."

Realizing his mistake, Naruto quickly retorted. "I never said that."

"Yes you did."

"Nuh uh."

"Dobe, you're being childish. You said it was a guy. Now get over it and tell me who it is."

"…He's not an 'it'."

"Whatever… Sooo, it isn't Neji right? 'Cause he may be pretty, but he sure is lacking."

"Sasuke are you bi?"

"No. You may like boobs and penises, but I like solely penises just fine."

"So you're…gay? Like…you like guys?"

"I guess. I've never really liked any girls and going out with Sakura is just a way to keep suspicious people's mouths shut. I really don't like her. At all." He seemed to really stress the 'At all' part.

'Oh my god.' "You shouldn't be with anyone you don't like. That's just cruel to them." 'Jackpot.' Naruto had to use a lot of his willpower to restrain the smile that was threatening to cross his face.

"Yeah I know."

"Sasuke?"

"Yeah, dobe?"

"If a guy liked you, would you go out with him?"

"Sure, if he met the specified requirements."

"Oh." 'The jackpot just went bankrupt.' Naruto suddenly feels something plop onto his head, and looks up. The sky was much darker than before. "Umm…it's getting late, so I'm just gonna go now."

"Dobe, I mean Naruto, you can't go yet." 'It's either now or never.' "You didn't even tell me who--"

Before Sasuke could finish; Naruto crushed their lips together in a sloppy but heated kiss. How cute, kissing in the rain.

A raindrop fell on Sasuke's nose.

After what felt like forever, Naruto pulled away from Sasuke, both blushing furiously and Sasuke's eyes still closed. He hadn't even realized he closed them.

Immediately, Naruto rose to his feet,

"I'm so sorry Sasuke."

And jetted.

As the rain proceeded to fall, Sasuke slowly began to open his eyes. He was still sitting on the ground, dazed, confused, and aroused, every once in a while bringing his fingers gently to his lips. He was scared that if he just outright touched them, he'd cream his pants. But if he touched them gently, he could still feel the tingly sensation.

'Did Naruto just…kiss me…?'

Yes, yes he did.