I love Song fics XDD
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto! Or The Song by Carrie Underwood, 'Before He Cheats'
Anko grinned she looked at the red car in front her. She rested her hands on her hips and clenched the kunai in her right hand, reliving what she just saw.
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
She shook her head. "Kakashi, this is the last time. I deal wit your side girls…" she mumbled, dumping three sake bottles into the seats in the back of the car.
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
She dug her kunai into the side of the car, smashing the head lights with a baseball bat.
"Yup, Last Time…"
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get a lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
oh, And he don't know... oh--------
"Oh, Kakashi, Kakashi, Always going for the low life's, Neh?" she laughed smashing in a window with her elbow, then sticking the tires with kunai.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Anko finished her little job after she carved her name into both the seats so they clearly read, 'Anko Mitarashi', with destroying his prize. She grabbed the keys, And went to find the little cheater.
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might of saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
She looked at Kakashi nibbling on the girls ear and raised an eye brow, knowingly. She shook her head. "Maybe next time you'll think…" she said dropping the keys in a cup of sake. "Oh, Before you cheat."
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...