The Diaries of Gir
Prologue
Hello everybody my name is Gir and I like waffles. I will tell you about my life invading the earth with my master, Zim, I love him so much, but now I will tell you about the day I was made.
It was all so confusing, before I was put together I was in a mystical heaven like place, it was filled with flying piggys and giant screens filled with multi-colored monkeys. I spent hours eating so many different types of waffles and tacos. After I was full I began to play in puddles of chocolate milk. I began to see a swirly slide in the distance I ran towards it full of excitement! When I finally came to I realized it was gigantic, I started to climb up the ladder to the top (It felt like it took hours).Finally I reached the top, I ran into the big round tube with all my might and slid down the colossal slide! I reached the bottom of the slide and realized I wasn't in my little fantasy world any more, I was on a cold metal floor with two tall and lean green aliens staring at me.